05/22 - Meerkat Monday!

[C to the J]

If y'all are trying to figure out what's different between who got masters and who didn't a decent comparison would probably be @C to the J and @Princess Gina Marie
You guys do anything different lately ?

I have a penis.

 

[Vanyanka]

Are we done with the circle jerk? I need some hits, bby.

 

[Rerun]

I have a penis.

Crap. I just lost ten bucks.

 

[DruceusDrec]

Title: Decision making survey(~ 5 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Anthony Evans [A2PB5B34VCHRXY] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.50] [Fast: 4.90] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 57] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: In this survey, we are interested how people make decisions involving uncertainty. In this survey we will ask you several questions about yourself and to make several judgments involving uncertain outcomes. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.70 Qualifications: Exc: [1246705-44091] has not been granted; Location is one of: US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

4 minutes.

 

[Liz]

I am so thrilled by the list of people I see who got Masters I'm not even salty I didn't! Sooooooooo many people who have done a lot of good work for mturk were finally rewarded! I started to type a list of @'s for the ones who especially made me smile then didn't want to leave anyone out. I definately have my top 5 list of people who got masters.

Heck you should. I am sure you are happy for everyone but I get just what you are saying.

 

[Squatty]

I have a penis.

So Amazon is sexist ?

 

[It's Gamera!]

Doing this again along with my email because I'm a slut.

Congratulations! You have qualified as a Master on Mechanical Turk. This achievement reflects your demonstrated accuracy in completing HITs. Please note you must maintain high HIT accuracy or risk losing this qualification.

Mechanical Turk Masters enjoy these special benefits:
• Access to HITs that require a Masters qualification.
• No more CAPTCHAs! That's right; we've removed the CAPTCHA for Masters on ALL of the HITs you complete.
• A degree of smugness befitting your extreme girth (and height) so that all may find themselves twice as belittled.

Kudos on earning the Masters distinction!

Sincerely,
The Mechanical Turk Team

 

[Drwho10]

I have a penis.

:eggplant: welcome to the schlonger donger club

 

[GenericPear]

Are we done with the circle jerk? I need some hits, bby.

I hope not, I still haven't gotten enough likes out of this

 

[humbleturker]

Title: Survey for Experienced Managers (potential for bonus!)(~ 12 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Jason Rasso [A294I3Z5RQCZQ8] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.67] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 3] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Task and questions for managers with experience making decisions that affect financial statements. Potential for bonus! Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters Exists ; Exc: [1113535592-43864] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 80; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

 

[Liz]

I have a penis.

 

[electrolyte]

If y'all are trying to figure out what's different between who got masters and who didn't a decent comparison would probably be @C to the J and @Princess Gina Marie
You guys do anything different lately ?

My tinfoil there says one per household?

 

[Squatty]

Are we done with the circle jerk? I need some hits, bby.

I am never done j....nvm.. let me look for hits

 

[Vanyanka]

I hope not, I still haven't gotten enough likes out of this

Fair enough. Carry on.

 

[Drwho10]

you have to get someone pregnant to get masters

well fuck

 

[tricker]

I'm sure they'd love to hear it.

But but but I'll leave other people out and I'm happy for them, too! It feels kinda fair this time in a weird "still have no clue how it's handed out and why did they get it but this other person didn't?' kind of way

 

[basketcasey]

What a neat day.

 

[C to the J]

:eggplant: welcome to the schlonger donger club

But seriously, Gina has been less active since she's pregnant.
Also has a couple big mass rejections from way back that I think might have hurt her.

We can speculate but I don't think we'll ever truly know how masters is given out.

 

[basketcasey]

I have a penis.

Apparently I do too then.

 

[Billdar]

well fuck

exactly.