05/24 - Whippet Wednesday!

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Cool story, Brode.

this is why I mainly only go to Chipotle, they've yet to betray me

 

[Just another turker]

this is why I mainly only go to Chipotle, they've yet to betray me

But have they given you food poisoning yet?

 

[Pleco]

Some places can do it fine.

Don't ask Burger King to do shit.
They'll just give you a gallon of mayo instead.

Wait for real? At all the other fast food places I always gotta ask for extra mayo, it's like we're living under a ketchup monopoly.

 

[YAHU]

Wait for real? At all the other fast food places I always gotta ask for extra mayo, it's like we're living under a ketchup monopoly.

the mayo gives it a kick

 

[coffeeowl]

Now I'm craving veggie burgers.

 

[coffeeowl]

the mayo gives it a kick

 

[C to the J]

this is why I mainly only go to Chipotle, they've yet to betray me

Buy 1 get 1 free coupon we're cashing in for dinner since they forget to make our online order until we got there last time.

Wait for real? At all the other fast food places I always gotta ask for extra mayo, it's like we're living under a ketchup monopoly.

Might just be the one near us but they drown everything in it.
Stopped going there because of it.

 

[Jaded]

Now I'm craving veggie burgers.

Let's go out for burgers, I'll pay if you drive.

 

[coffeeowl]

Let's go out for burgers, I'll pay if you drive.

Hell yes! Be there in five!

 

[Mr. Krabs]

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[minkyboodle]

There are four things that will cause your order to be incorrect:
1. Person who made it does the same thing, 1000 times over, for 8 hours a day..so it's actually more difficult to NOT do the thing than to do the thing.
2. Person who bagged the order made a mistake and grabbed the wrong one.
3. Customer is an insufferable asshole and some workers just want to watch the world burn.
4. Worker gives zero fucks about their job. (These people don't actually last long with a good manager around.)

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Now I'm craving veggie burgers.

what about @Pleco burgers?

 

[basketcasey]

Now I'm craving veggie burgers.

black bean burgers ftw!

 

[basketcasey]

You're really too kind.

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[coffeeowl]

what about @Pleco burgers?

Too pickled for my taste.

 

[Rerun]

There are four things that will cause your order to be incorrect:
1. Person who made it does the same thing, 1000 times over, for 8 hours a day..so it's actually more difficult to NOT do the thing than to do the thing.
2. Person who bagged the order made a mistake and grabbed the wrong one.
3. Customer is an insufferable asshole and some workers just want to watch the world burn.
4. Worker gives zero fucks about their job. (These people don't actually last long with a good manager around.)

5. The person taking your order has their head up their ass and keys in the wrong item.

Edit: If I said it was TO GO, why are you handing it to me on a tray??

 

[Pleco]

Too pickled for my taste.

I don't know why I feel insulted about this when it just means I get to survive.

 

[TobyF]

5. The person taking your order has their head up their ass and keys in the wrong item.

if you'd stop playing on your phone. maybe you would've got my damn order right. that's why you got fired and now turk.

 

[basketcasey]

this is why I mainly only go to Chipotle, they've yet to betray me

I lived above a Chipotle for a year. Greatest year of my life.

 

[bxpretzel]

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