I know, right? I should have but they had priced it up since it was a formal dress, and I could not find a logical reason to buy it other than the Past Me screaming at me to do so. There was also the logistic issue of getting it home via the city bus and looking like a crazy person.
Wait, does it have to be prom? Is it not normal to wear formal dresses just around the house...?
You're silly. I'm almost halfway to 36. I did get hit on by a teenager yesterday though, so apparently the Oil of Olay is working.