Never Ending Chat

[Jaded]

Shake your bon bon.

that is all.

Good bye

I don't have any bon bons can I shake my oreos instead?

 

[ElleWoods]

I don't have any bon bons can I shake my oreos instead?

Sure. My two year old just asked me if my boobs were my vagina....so it's all relative.

 

[Jaded]

Sure. My two year old just asked me if my boobs were my vagina....so it's all relative.

This reminds me, one time when my sister was a little younger than she is now she asked if she could talk to me, got all serious like verge of tears, and asked me why she couldn't find her penis.

 

[ElleWoods]

This reminds me, one time when my sister was a little younger than she is now she asked if she could talk to me, got all serious like verge of tears, and asked me why she couldn't find her penis.

Oh my. That is comedy gold. It would take so much of me not to burst out laughing if my kids asked me that.

 

[scrmcasey]

There is a spider on my second monitor screen and I don't know how to proceed. Husband won't be home for another 40 minutes to save me.

Update: Crisis averted. My 9 year old daughter fearlessly took the spider outside while I stood in the far corner of the room.

 

[Jaded]

There is a spider on my second monitor screen and I don't know how to proceed. Husband won't be home for another 40 minutes to save me.

Update: Crisis averted. My 9 year old daughter fearlessly took the spider outside while I stood in the far corner of the room.

What a nifty 9 year old, can I borrow her for spider duties?

 

[scrmcasey]

What a nifty 9 year old, can I borrow her for spider duties?

Sure, but she will talk to you non-stop while she's there.

 

[Jaded]

Well it's already 3 o'clock, I feel like I might as well give up for the day .-. I've done nothing except for go to the store, babysit, and do my dailies on heroes of the storm.

Sure, but she will talk to you non-stop while she's there.

That's fine. I like talking to kids because they think I'm smart. Plus I make things up and let them do whatever they want as long as it's not harmful.

 

[mboone73]

Sure. My two year old just asked me if my boobs were my vagina....so it's all relative.

This reminds me, one time when my sister was a little younger than she is now she asked if she could talk to me, got all serious like verge of tears, and asked me why she couldn't find her penis.

 

[Jaded]

Nice.

 

[Jaded]

Can soap like ferment or something?

Fiance's mom lifted up our little soap catcher and the house suddenly smells like the most disgusting thing ever. Almost like sewage which doesn't even make sense because I don't think our soap is made of poop.

 

[mboone73]

Can soap like ferment or something?

Fiance's mom lifted up our little soap catcher and the house suddenly smells like the most disgusting thing ever. Almost like sewage which doesn't even make sense because I don't think our soap is made of poop.

I'm not sure, but I've seen hand sanitizer that was 160 proof.

 

[jenaling]

Anyone have a good recommendation for a history book? Not fiction?

Also, Macy's just emailed me and they have a beauty box so if anyone wants to make a poor decision with me...

I was just thinking about wanting a new beauty box.

 

[Jaded]

Omgosh I'm going to eat Chinese food!!!

 

[Vanyanka]

Omgosh I'm going to eat Chinese food!!!

That is terribly exciting.

 

[Jaded]

That is terribly exciting.

I think you're being sarcastic

But that's okay cause it is exciting to me :o

 

[JenniLeigh]

Can soap like ferment or something?

Fiance's mom lifted up our little soap catcher and the house suddenly smells like the most disgusting thing ever. Almost like sewage which doesn't even make sense because I don't think our soap is made of poop.

Probably water got under there... mixed with dirt/dust from the air and shit... made a damn goo...

 

[Jaded]

I ate way too much food.

Also they had tira misu so I'm about to explode, but besides a couple cookies and a pecan bar it's the only thing I ate today.

 

[Jaded]

Ooops! That was YOUR tiramisu. My bad. I guess I'll just keep him here tonight.

omw to your house to steal him and the tiramisu.

 

[coffeeowl]

omw to your house to steal him and the tiramisu.

/me moves.