06/16 - Fabulous Friday!

[themildone]

FUCK just realized my HC was muted

I thought you didn't have any fucks...

 

[lobo925]

 

[Pleco]

He's trying to add a third pocket. https://twitter.com/JeffBezos/status/875418348598603776

Which, as a turker and with all things considered, is laughable. Has been really difficult not to use it as an opportunity to call out some turkthings.

He should convert a fleet of trucks into refrigerated cheese trucks that travel to the poor and underdeveloped areas of the United States and give free samples of fine artisan cheese to children. It's not use having self-driving cars and reusable rockets if the the next generation doesn't know about cheese.

 

[rjd66]

DCF from June 09 are starting to pay out.

 

[Deleted member 526]

got the longbin good tagger qual

 

[loki3404]

 

[minkyboodle]

Say what you want about Bezo but I prefer him owning Mturk instead of a more eccentric billionaire that isn't totally sure if this universe is real or not...

To be fair, how can any of us truly be sure that the universe is real..? We can't even know for sure if we're real or this is all some sort of simulation or mass hallucination. It could even be that just one of us is imagining it all.

Also, fuck Ambien. Laundry bags should not turn into evil clowns.

 

[minkyboodle]

He should convert a fleet of trucks into refrigerated cheese trucks that travel to the poor and underdeveloped areas of the United States and give free samples of fine artisan cheese to children. It's not use having self-driving cars and reusable rockets if the the next generation doesn't know about cheese.

I double-dog-dare you to tweet that at him.

 

[Squatty]

I double-dog-dare you to tweet that at him.

I think that is too many characters for a tweet

 

[Mr. Krabs]

Spoiler: sry if posted already

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[minkyboodle]

I think that is too many characters for a tweet

Not if he turns the text into a jpg like Bezos did!

 

[LlamaRhama]

I think that is too many characters for a tweet

doesn't stop some people

 

[TobyF]

feed me 5s

 

[lemming2]

Today's Projected Earnings: $24.01 (Exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10)

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No idea what I expect for today but whatever. At least i'm closing in on 5k submitted

 

[Pleco]

I double-dog-dare you to tweet that at him.

I don't have Twitter. If 2017 proved anything, is that Twitter has ruined everything.

 

[Squatty]

Not if he turns the text into a jpg like Bezos did!

Or just abbreviate it covfefe

 

[Vanyanka]

feed me 5s

Do you have any communicable diseases?

 

[Serial Mom]

Title: Quick/Easy Survey on Erectile Dysfunction Medication(~ 5 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: CB Lab [A8YWFHYTOLWIB] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.06] [Fast: 4.24] [Comm: 3.43] [Fair: 4.37] [Reviews: 44] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $30.00/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: This survey is designed to gather information regarding effective advertising for a new ED drug. All responses are anonymous. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: Exc: [47744-47155] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 75; Location In US;

One minute

 

[TobyF]

Do you have any communicable diseases?

yes.

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

Title: Quick/Easy Survey on Erectile Dysfunction Medication(~ 5 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: CB Lab [A8YWFHYTOLWIB] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.06] [Fast: 4.24] [Comm: 3.43] [Fair: 4.37] [Reviews: 44] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $30.00/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: This survey is designed to gather information regarding effective advertising for a new ED drug. All responses are anonymous. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: Exc: [47744-47155] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 75; Location In US;

One minute

Sorry, couldn't help but laugh at the time