Ugh everytime I go on Facebook I always get dozens of messages from old classmates wanting me to join Beachbody or some other annoying fitness mlm.
Like no Brenda, I haven't talked to you in 6 years and I don't want to buy an 80 dollar smoothie that will "cut out all the fat" or "make me a better me". Go make more of your creepy, daily selfies about body positivity and how wonderful and perfect your life has become thanks to beach body, even though you've isolated yourself from friends and family and are now possess hundreds of dollars worth of regret.