07/17 - Molasses Monday

[Jaded]

its past 3 eastern. but the world obviously revolves around Jaded so every country in a different time zone should reset theit clocks to the official Jaded timezone, so we can matter.



I'm sorry. That was mean. i get antsy and depressed when im behind on my daily goal. I was the one who was out drinking at 2 am (1 am Jaded time) last night and the fact that I'm doing terrible today is my fault.

Too busy rolling in my bonuses to read this.

 

[Kadauchi]

Whoever creates the thread tomorrow, you better title it Too Much Money Tuesday or we riot

Torpid Tuesday

 

[Cmoney]

Torpid Tuesday

yer torpid

 

[Kadauchi]

Torpid Tuesday

Weak Wednesday
Turtle Thursday
Fail Friday
Slow Saturday
Soggy Sunday

 

[coffeeowl]

Weak Wednesday
Turtle Thursday
Fail Friday
Slow Saturday
Soggy Sunday

 

[catnapped]

Torpid Tuesday

:ave:

better not be.

Just sayin...

 

[Peachy]

@PeachyRider

The Houston Rockets are for sale?

You got a couple bucks lying around?

I do actually. Calling the Rockets now. Putting in a bid for $54

 

[kewlncguy]

Weak Wednesday
Turtle Thursday
Fail Friday
Slow Saturday
Soggy Sunday

It should have been "Bite my shiny metal ass Monday"

 

[thedorchannel]

Weak Wednesday
Turtle Thursday
Fail Friday
Slow Saturday
Soggy Sunday

I like soggy sunday because its an event at the strip club I live across the street from

 

[Kat8mouse]

Weak Wednesday
Turtle Thursday
Fail Friday
Slow Saturday
Soggy Sunday

 

[nopoopwarez]

Well this saved my day kinda:
Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Groups Lab UMD for work related to 3I01FDIL6MKA5W304E3UV2YTAJFD22.
The value of your bonus is: $18.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thank you for participating in our Android App study!

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

[bxpretzel]

Title: Survey about the effects of trauma exposure experienced by First Responders | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Kathryn Belicki [A2BPZZE9MSZ7WK] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.07] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 20] [ToS: 1] TO 2: Not Available Description: This survey is for people who are working or have worked as a police officer, fire fighter, paramedic, 911 dispatchersecurity guard, or correctional . The survey is about the experiences, emotions, symptoms, and social support surrounding trauma exposure. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: Prior Loss Participant has not been granted; Total approved HITs is greater than 100; PNTS has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 98;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.11​

 

[kewlncguy]

 

[coffeeowl]

Title: Decision Making Survey(~ 5 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: CB Research Lab [AW8LX7H3UHWRM] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Answer a short survey. Takes 4-5 minutes! Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: Exc: [49534202-50514] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.11​

1.5 mins.

 

[cassius]

I do actually. Calling the Rockets now. Putting in a bid for $54

https://youtu.be/-tJYN-eG1zk

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

every country in a different time zone should reset theit clocks to the official Jaded timezone, so we can matter.

When did you leave the country

I know you were having trouble finding your own place but dang

 

[MindNumbing]

Well this saved my day kinda:
Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Groups Lab UMD for work related to 3I01FDIL6MKA5W304E3UV2YTAJFD22.
The value of your bonus is: $18.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thank you for participating in our Android App study!

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

I want mine!

 

[atomicminotaur]

Not sure I'll hit my $20 goal today unless something wacky happens. But, to be fair, I started late and then had a 1-2 hour block of distraction. So, it's on me, really. I need to learn/find batch work when surveys are slow hahaha.

 

[thedorchannel]

When did you leave the country

I know you were having trouble finding your own place but dang

hey, i had to make the joke fast. the 80 cent survey in my queue aint getting any younger

 

[Peachy]

Rockets would probably sell for 2-3 billion they're saying on the radio now

My $54 bid is close, but not close enough