Hey I don't know if anyone remembers me. I used to post a bit but mostly just lurked (stole all the good HITs). I got super sick about 6 months months ago and was pretty much unable to get out of bed for about 3 months, so I stopped turking. Then I got better and said "I would rather gnaw off my own nipples than find email addresses for 8 cents a pop" so I looked for a "real" job but apparently I'm unhireable, so now I have to do this for a while because medical bills are expensive.
So what are all the cool new things I need to learn to make slightly more than minimum wage?
*Checks to see if I still have Masters*
And when do cars start turning to the left again? Unless that company no longer wants people to try to decipher thick southern accents. Then I don't care.