Now look here, the fact that a man wears a thick beard and, on occasion, drapes himself in flannel doesn't make him a (insert possibly offensive slang term for lumbersexual here. You. Do it. Make up a slang term and insert it here, because I don't know one.) I just enjoy certain aspects of the life style okay. I mean... flannel feels nice against my skin, and no one has ever seen a clean shaven fella and said "Wow, look how manly that dude looks." and there's few things as invigorating as the haft of an axe in your hands, or as rewarding as a tree turned into firewood. I don't know what you call the lumber equivalent of Metro, and I can't speak for everyone here, but I for one am whatever that would be.
Bunyans! That's the slang for lumbersexual. There a bunch of tree humping Bunyans!