03/01 - Super Tuesday!

[Pleco]

i feel like I need to conserve my eyesight just for sergey lol

There was finally time to do hundreds of Sergeys! And now they're broken,it's not fair!

 

[El Pablo]

My very first Sergey video today was someone butchering an animal alive. I instantly felt sick, light headed/dizzy, it went all the way down my arms...it was a total shock to the system. It made me so sad, but I couldn't even cry I was in too much shock.

Yeah, I saw a horse slaughter one, bout spewed.

 

[lobo925]

You guys must have missed the shotgun to the head in a shallow grave video

 

[Starslip]

All I've gotten is that one porn, and it wasn't even unpleasant porn. Y'all have some bad luck.

 

[CindyLoUUWho]

There was finally time to do hundreds of Sergeys! And now they're broken,it's not fair!

I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!! When I was pregnant with my daughter, and we didn't know she was a girl, we called the fetus "Murdstone" because of this TZ episode. My husband has the "action" figure of Henry Bemis on his desk at work.

 

[PhantomCatt]

They are not ground to make chicken nuggets. They are useless male chickens being disposed of quickly and humanely.

The title said "How Chicken Nuggets are Made"... I read it after watching the video unfortunately. Either way, I don't think it was right to kill them...

 

[catlady]

alright, I gotta leave to run some errands, so Sergey better come back precisely upon my return. No earlier, no later.
No, I don't think I'm making unreasonable demands

 

[ChristopherASA]

My first concert was New Kids. I was 12 or 13.

Cab Calloway, the Hi-De-Ho Man (December 25, 1907 – November 18, 1994), 1964. CC Hits: Minnie the Moocher; St. James Infirmity Blues; You Rascal You; I Got a Right to Sing the Blues, et al. Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award.

 

[El Pablo]

How the fuck did y'all forget about CMB?!

I'm still trying to forget CMB.

 

[loki3404]

Title: The Most Basic Qualification | PANDA Requester: OCMP35 [A1921BPHJSCFF6] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.33 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 10 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: The Most Basic Qualification Time: 15 minutes Hits Available: 13 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: None

 

[Twirdman]

They are not ground to make chicken nuggets. They are useless male chickens being disposed of quickly and humanely.

Yep. While it looks horrible to watch for those not sure what is happening it is the most humane form of death possible with the chicken dying in less than one second. One of the big problems is what looks humane and painless isn't actually necessarily what is humane or painless and for some reason we as people prefer the way we kill things to look humane rather than be humane.

 

[ikarma]

You guys must have missed the shotgun to the head in a shallow grave video

Got the .50 cal mounted to the back of a jeep shooting a guy, in the head, kneeling on the ground behind it. Quite jarring.

 

[hyway]

I will point out that preppers are hardly a monolithic group. They come in a variety of types including those who lack any type of physical acumen. Hell plenty of prepper shows show overweight preppers who horde guns and food. There are of course phyiscally fit preppers who are living off the land and incredibly prepared, but the nice thing is you don't have to go after those guys even if you do plan on targeting preppers. It is important to chose targets properly.

you are correct, but I will point out that no one wants to watch a show where someone gets up before dawn, milks the cow, collects the eggs then toils in the garden all day or build another non-technological piece of equipment. But they will turn in large fat quantities to watch beer swillers blow shit up. Good thing about that is you can build a database of where the beer swillers are by their tv shows.

 

[CindyLoUUWho]

How many pages since an actual HIT was posted?

Dammit, just as I write that, @loki3404 posts one.

 

[SquishyFluffkin]

I, for one, welcome the nuclear apocalypse. Being in New Jersey, the amount of radiation seeping into my body will actually go down.

Rural Nevada. I bet I have you beat.

 

[PhantomCatt]

My very first Sergey video today was someone butchering an animal alive. I instantly felt sick, light headed/dizzy, it went all the way down my arms...it was a total shock to the system. It made me so sad, but I couldn't even cry I was in too much shock.

I had another one that thankfully was in a foreign language so I didn't have to watch but like a few seconds. But apparently some guy had some really bad luck and his chest was like blown off where you could see his lungs and his heart beating... & he's just laying there talking to everyone like WTF Yo! Fix me!!?! I had some bad luck with icky videos yesterday... today hasn't been so bad though

 

[coffeeowl]

Cab Calloway, the Hi-De-Ho Man (December 25, 1907 – November 18, 1994), 1964. CC Hits: Minnie the Moocher; St. James Infirmity Blues; You Rascal You; I Got a Right to Sing the Blues, et al. Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award.

Wow! I bet that was an amazing show!

 

[ikarma]

Yep. While it looks horrible to watch for those not sure what is happening it is the most humane form of death possible with the chicken dying in less than one second. One of the big problems is what looks humane and painless isn't actually necessarily what is humane or painless and for some reason we as people prefer the way we kill things to look humane rather than be humane.

Halal slaughter is much more cruel. The animal knows it is injured and dying and is scared until it loses consciousness.

 

[PhantomCatt]

Title: The Most Basic Qualification | PANDA Requester: OCMP35 [A1921BPHJSCFF6] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.33 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 10 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: The Most Basic Qualification Time: 15 minutes Hits Available: 13 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: None

I did this and got the qualification... but it doesn't seem to open any hits up for me. This qual is stupid!

 

[El Pablo]

Have the Sergey panda running on TM, sounds like this: