03/01 - Thunderous Thursday!

[RancidYetti]

I just watched a clip of this dude trying to open up a judicial case at his college because somebody photoshopped his face onto a saltine cracker and he feels "attacked".
I thought it was an SNL skit for like, 2/3 of the video. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

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I'm not trying to start a political debate or anything, I just think this is fucking hilarious.

 

[klyde]

I just watched a clip of this dude trying to open up a judicial case at his college because somebody photoshopped his face onto a saltine cracker and he feels "attacked".
I thought it was an SNL skit for like, 2/3 of the video. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

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I'm not trying to start a political debate or anything, I just think this is fucking hilarious.

Welcome to 2018, and like the last 5 years, where everyone is a whiny little offended little shit.

 

[klingeemonster]

I recently got a filing cabinet and I swear it's my new favorite possession. it's phenomenal. Also, I'm proud of myself that I spelled phenomenal correctly on my first try lol

You used spell check and we both know it, so don't deny it,

 

[themildone]

You used spell check and we both know it, so don't deny it,

did not!

 

[Jaded]

I recently got a filing cabinet and I swear it's my new favorite possession. it's phenomenal. Also, I'm proud of myself that I spelled phenomenal correctly on my first try lol

niice

edit: I need a filing cabinet I just don't know where I'd put it

 

[ducky]

You should look into getting a job as a professional troll. You would make a killing.

he is a good boy isn't he

 

[theturkscribe]

UGH it's almost 10am here.
Earnings: $0.73

 

[themildone]

Title: 45-minute survey for work supervisors with hiring experience | Accept Requester: Chris [A3Q6OMTTOE1VCR] Contact TO: [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: 3.33] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 3.67] [Reviews: 3] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $1.50 Duration: 3 hours Available: 1 Description: Qualified participants will complete a 45-minute anonymous online employee hiring task ($1.50) Requirements: Took Caregiver Pilot 3 DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 500; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.13​

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[SweetiePuff]

he is a good boy isn't he

He is! He has just the right touch of humour without coming across as snarky or condescending.

 

[It's Gamera!]

He is! He has just the right touch of humour without coming across as snarky or condescending.

Like a fine wine he is - aged, dry, and invariably trapped in a basement.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Like a fine wine he is - aged, dry, and invariably trapped in a basement.

I wish he held classes ... I could learn a thing or two!

 

[basketcasey]

Morning, pumpkins.

 

[klyde]

UGH it's almost 10am here.
Earnings: $0.73

I gave up on this week. The person I recently moved in with has like crazy ADHD and he bought 2 desks, and like 5 cube things

Like this. He bought like a 7 cube, 9 cube, like a 3, 5, some shit, and then two desks. So I've literally been spending all week putting cubes and desks together. I just gave up on turking. I gotta say though, the place looks fucking great with all of it in here.

 

[basketcasey]

I just watched a clip of this dude trying to open up a judicial case at his college because somebody photoshopped his face onto a saltine cracker and he feels "attacked".
I thought it was an SNL skit for like, 2/3 of the video. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

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I'm not trying to start a political debate or anything, I just think this is fucking hilarious.

I'm making this my phone background.

 

[InfiniteChanges]

Title: Product Research Survey(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Roger Bailey [A3QDCNABD0E41E] (Contact) (Req TV): $8.33/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: This is survey for the purpose of product research Time: 1 hour(s) HITs Available: 2 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: SurveyGroup [924] DoesNotExist ~!~/qualifications/32BJYGCABKB5DYGQ57KEZ0RXIOELUZ/request; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 75; Exc: [76065091-76589] DoesNotExist ~!~/qualifications/370ZSYUPB8AQDL1152U4U45VZA7LT8/request; Location In US;

5-6 minutes.

 

[basketcasey]

What's with all the yoga sandbags on 5ives?

I wondered the same thing last night. I didn't even know that item existed.

 

[cb456]

 

[Jaded]

I found 12 reciepts from 2013, a shopping list of nothing but soda with my email written on it, and three unsent christmas cards but no birth certificate

edit: oh, and about 500 empty envelopes

 

[MarkC]

I just watched a clip of this dude trying to open up a judicial case at his college because somebody photoshopped his face onto a saltine cracker and he feels "attacked".
I thought it was an SNL skit for like, 2/3 of the video. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

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I'm not trying to start a political debate or anything, I just think this is fucking hilarious.

Perhaps he identifies as a graham.

 

[basketcasey]

Title: Oscar predictions – 10 min study | Accept Requester: Anine Riege [A15J8FVRRM2UU5] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 1] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: $13.71] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.00 Duration: 1 hour Available: 42 Description: You will be asked to make some predictions about the upcoming Academy Awards (the Oscars) and a choice between two lotteries where you can win money ($1). The study should take no more than 10 minutes to complete. Requirements: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.13​

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