03/02 - Who Will Win Wednesday

Who was the best HIT Poster for February?

  • Kuddish

    Votes: 27 20.8%
  • Krikket

    Votes: 30 23.1%
  • C to the J

    Votes: 44 33.8%
  • Pablo Escobar

    Votes: 11 8.5%
  • Digital Nomad

    Votes: 18 13.8%

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GoldenTemple

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I like the one where people believe the earth is flat. I mean some conspiracies are easy to get on board, but being a flat earther takes some real commitment to denial of reality.
Oh my god, I actually know one of these people. I tried to explain to him that by using a telescope you could see that other planets in the sky were round and curved and it wouldnt make sense for earth to be the only flat planet in the solar system.... and thats when he brought up that it could be possible the sky is a hologram created by NASA scientists. I had to walk away after 15 minutes. Also worth noting that he also believes that all world leaders are reptialians (alien space lizards) who can shapeshift and that Obama is the antichrist whos going to implement martial law in his final days as president...
 

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Title: Origami study | PANDA
Requester: Wakslak Lab [A1156S1P84GI4U] (TO)
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Description: A straighrforward consumer origami study
Time: 2 hours
Hits Available: 15
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Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 98; Location is US
 

Kadauchi

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Oh my god, I actually know one of these people. I tried to explain to him that by using a telescope you could see that other planets in the sky were round and curved and it wouldnt make sense for earth to be the only flat planet in the solar system.... and thats when he brought up that it could be possible the sky is a hologram created by NASA scientists. I had to walk away after 15 minutes. Also worth noting that he also believes that all world leaders are reptialians (alien space lizards) who can shapeshift and that Obama is the antichrist whos going to implement martial law in his final days as president...
Preeeeeeeeeeeety sure this is all true though.

 

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Oh my god, I actually know one of these people. I tried to explain to him that by using a telescope you could see that other planets in the sky were round and curved and it wouldnt make sense for earth to be the only flat planet in the solar system.... and thats when he brought up that it could be possible the sky is a hologram created by NASA scientists. I had to walk away after 15 minutes. Also worth noting that he also believes that all world leaders are reptialians (alien space lizards) who can shapeshift and that Obama is the antichrist whos going to implement martial law in his final days as president...
I want the reptilian thing to be real. Not necessarily the leaders but just weird reptilian people in general.
 

Kuddish

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Lepi

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Oh my god, I actually know one of these people. I tried to explain to him that by using a telescope you could see that other planets in the sky were round and curved and it wouldnt make sense for earth to be the only flat planet in the solar system.... and thats when he brought up that it could be possible the sky is a hologram created by NASA scientists. I had to walk away after 15 minutes. Also worth noting that he also believes that all world leaders are reptialians (alien space lizards) who can shapeshift and that Obama is the antichrist whos going to implement martial law in his final days as president...
I used to work with a girl who thought that dinosaurs were a hoax, and she was entirely convinced that China was manufacturing dinosaur bones and then burying them and calling up scientists to come find them. My understanding was that China was doing this to keep our scientists busy so that they wouldn't have time to find the cure to cancer.

It was like a grand unified conspiracy theory.
 

C to the J

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Must just be a test batch.
 
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Oh my god, I actually know one of these people. I tried to explain to him that by using a telescope you could see that other planets in the sky were round and curved and it wouldnt make sense for earth to be the only flat planet in the solar system.... and thats when he brought up that it could be possible the sky is a hologram created by NASA scientists. I had to walk away after 15 minutes. Also worth noting that he also believes that all world leaders are reptialians (alien space lizards) who can shapeshift and that Obama is the antichrist whos going to implement martial law in his final days as president...
I just read this reptilian conspiracy theory. I've managed to miss that one (or don't remember it) all these years. Queen Elizabeth? David Bowie? (ha, he proved them wrong!)...nuttiness
 
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