03/08 - This is the Day... This is the Hour... This is Thursday!

[MarkC]

That moment when you try and swallow 3 red vines at once and start to choke. And then your body realizes you're forever alone and no one is coming to heimlich you, so it musters up some self-preservation reflex and it pops out. Guess I'll slow down.

 

[<Gucci>]

This has been one of the worst weeks on mTurk in some time.

 

[Starslip]

That moment when you try and swallow 3 red vines at once and start to choke. And then your body realizes you're forever alone and no one is coming to heimlich you, so it musters up some self-preservation reflex and it pops out. Guess I'll slow down.

The first step would probably be to chew them rather than deep throat the things

 

[It's Gamera!]

That moment when you try and swallow 3 red vines at once and start to choke. And then your body realizes you're forever alone and no one is coming to heimlich you, so it musters up some self-preservation reflex and it pops out. Guess I'll slow down.

Red Vines - delicious but cloyingly sweet after a while
Twizzler - delicious but a little too waxy

Why is there no middle ground

 

[Starslip]

Red Vines - delicious but cloyingly sweet after a while
Twizzler - delicious but a little too waxy

Why is there no middle ground

I'm wondering if wrapping them together would make them perfect, or cloyingly waxy

 

[MarkC]

The first step would probably be to chew them rather than deep throat the things

My training has always taught me otherwise though! Wait..

 

[electrolyte]

That moment when you try and swallow 3 red vines at once and start to choke. And then your body realizes you're forever alone and no one is coming to heimlich you, so it musters up some self-preservation reflex and it pops out. Guess I'll slow down.

You can do it yourself using the back of a chair. https://www.wikihow.com/Perform-the-Heimlich-Maneuver-on-Yourself

 

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[Jharkan]

The first step would probably be to chew them rather than deep throat the things

but I'm here for a GOOD time, not necessarily a LONG time

 

[It's Gamera!]

but I'm here for a GOOD time, not necessarily a LONG time

And there he is.

 

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[C to the J]

That moment when you try and swallow 3 red vines at once and start to choke. And then your body realizes you're forever alone and no one is coming to heimlich you, so it musters up some self-preservation reflex and it pops out. Guess I'll slow down.

Shitpost of the month candidate right here.

 

[MarkC]

You can do it yourself using the back of a chair. https://www.wikihow.com/Perform-the-Heimlich-Maneuver-on-Yourself

That's what was going on in my head for a sec

 

[Starslip]

You can do it yourself using the back of a chair. https://www.wikihow.com/Perform-the-Heimlich-Maneuver-on-Yourself

I think I learned this from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock

 

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Very helpful with a week like this.

 

[LittleDrummerBoy]

Have a good night everyone!

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[Peachy]

That moment when you try and swallow 3 red vines at once and start to choke. And then your body realizes you're forever alone and no one is coming to heimlich you, so it musters up some self-preservation reflex and it pops out. Guess I'll slow down.

there's some beauty in this piece of writing

 

[Jharkan]

And there he is.

 

[KillMoles]

but I'm here for a GOOD time, not necessarily a LONG time

Love you long time, Jimmy. I'm about to head to bed and watch Dinosaur Train on PBS. It's a kid's show and I love it. The only thing that I liked better was Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town some years ago.

ETA: Arthur was kinda cool too... Night all!

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

Red Vines - delicious but cloyingly sweet after a while
Twizzler - delicious but a little too waxy

Why is there no middle ground

Eat one of each at the same time, doi

 

[Jharkan]

Love you long time, Jimmy. I'm about to head to bed and watch Dinosaur Train on PBS. It's a kid's show and I love it. The only thing that I liked better was Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town some years ago.

them richard scarry books were the best when I was a kid, because he just had so much going on in all the pictures
I had an encyclopedia or a dictionary or something, by richard scarry, and I would sit there and just read the dictionary..