03/28 - Trailer Tuesday!

[Kerek]

i like to live risky

RIP Freddie.

 

[Jaded]

me rn trying to plan what I'm fixin' to say to whoever answers.

the script so far:

me: uh...helloihaveaproblempleasehelp

 

[tricker]

Totally OT, but...

Some will get it.

The kid and I just started watching Firefly.

Why. Was. this. Cancelled.

 

[scootypuff_sr]

too many people in here narc-ing on themselves and telling Amazon they got too much money like they've never played monopoly before

It's like that age old survey question, "Would you let a cashier know if they gave you too much change?"

 

[Vanyanka]

My anxiety sometimes manifests where I can't shut the fuck up.

 

[Kerek]

My anxiety sometimes manifests where I can't shut the fuck up.

 

[jnalleyne]

"Greetings from Amazon Payments,

Thank you for adding a business bank account to your account on Mar 28, 2017. To verify ownership of this bank account and activate it for use, please upload a copy of your bank statement using our secure document upload service. To access the document upload page please sign into your Amazon Payments account and follow these instructions:
1. Click “Edit My Account Settings”
2. Click “Manage your bank accounts”
3. Click “Provide Documentation” next to the bank account you want to verify

Don't have a digital copy? You may fax a copy of your bank statement to our secure fax line: 1-800-887-0540 or 206-765-3424. Please be sure the following are included in your fax:
1. Email address on your Amazon Payments account.
2. The bank account number.
3. Account holder name.
4. Billing Address associated with your bank account.

The address on the bank account statement must be same as the contact address you provided at the time of registration.

One or two business days after your fax is received we will send you an e-mail message to confirm if your account information has been verified.

Thank you for using Amazon Payments.

For further information about Amazon Payments please visit our Help pages:
https://payments.amazon.com/sdui/sdui/about?faq"

Any idea wtf this is? I never added a new bank account to my Payments account and this just popped up in my email.

 

[TobyF]

The last person I dated broke up with me, cause I wouldnt call or answer the phone. Fuuuuuuck you. I'm not touching the phone. Have a nice life. So imagine me trying to call payments.

 

[C to the J]

It's like that age old survey question, "Would you let a cashier know if they gave you too much change?"

I'd tell the cashier to give me what's in the safe.

 

[kryss]

It's like that age old survey question, "Would you let a cashier know if they gave you too much change?"

I did that once and the guy was like "wow, I wouldn't have said a word, thanks".

 

[Vanyanka]

The last person I dated broke up with me, cause I wouldnt call or answer the phone. Fuuuuuuck you. I'm not touching the phone. Have a nice life. So imagine me trying to call payments.

Maybe this will be my new business. I will call Amazon for people.

 

[Kerek]

me rn trying to plan what I'm fixin' to say to whoever answers.

the script so far:

me: uh...helloihaveaproblempleasehelp

 

[Kerek]

I did that once and the guy was like "wow, I wouldn't have said a word, thanks".

Back in the 50s when you paid in cash?

 

[electrolyte]

"Greetings from Amazon Payments,

Thank you for adding a business bank account to your account on Mar 28, 2017. To verify ownership of this bank account and activate it for use, please upload a copy of your bank statement using our secure document upload service. To access the document upload page please sign into your Amazon Payments account and follow these instructions:
1. Click “Edit My Account Settings”
2. Click “Manage your bank accounts”
3. Click “Provide Documentation” next to the bank account you want to verify

Don't have a digital copy? You may fax a copy of your bank statement to our secure fax line: 1-800-887-0540 or 206-765-3424. Please be sure the following are included in your fax:
1. Email address on your Amazon Payments account.
2. The bank account number.
3. Account holder name.
4. Billing Address associated with your bank account.

The address on the bank account statement must be same as the contact address you provided at the time of registration.

One or two business days after your fax is received we will send you an e-mail message to confirm if your account information has been verified.

Thank you for using Amazon Payments.

For further information about Amazon Payments please visit our Help pages:
https://payments.amazon.com/sdui/sdui/about?faq"

Any idea wtf this is? I never added a new bank account to my Payments account and this just popped up in my email.

I would call Payments and tell them that. Best case, it was an accidental email they didn't mean to send out. Worst case, someone else is trying to add their bank account to your Payments account so they can try to access your money. But if you call Payments and tell them it wasn't you, they should be able to shut it down.

 

[Kerek]

Maybe this will be my new business. I will call Amazon for people.

This sort of is a business, calling to renegotiate bills and service plan prices with phone/cable companies and stuff like that.

 

[WalkingEmphasis]

Totally OT, but...

Some will get it.

The kid and I just started watching Firefly.

Why. Was. this. Cancelled.

I feel your pain.

 

[Vanyanka]

This sort of is a business, calling to renegotiate bills and service plan prices with phone/cable companies and stuff like that.

I have to be in my outraged mode but I'm pretty good at that sort of thing when I am.

 

[SWMcCaig]

Is there a script that remove all contents of your que with one click?

 

[electrolyte]

Is there a script that remove all contents of your que with one click?

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/8327-full-queue

 

[Drwho10]

This sort of is a business, calling to renegotiate bills and service plan prices with phone/cable companies and stuff like that.

I had to do that last week for my internet. They slowly kept raising my bill 5 bucks at a time and I got tired of it. Got it back down to $40 a month