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The trick is to wear him down. Always have beer in the fridge and wear matching undies. Then, after you get married, stay in bed all day eating chocolate, drinking wine and pretending headaches.Snort.
It's spring in CA. Imma start sending people real life produce soon. Zucchini anyone? Cherries? Blackberries? (I don't grow corn. It sucks to grow irl.)
(And shit...that's why I'm not married? I never gave a guy produce!)