Say what? You're not old until you're like an old car. Driving along, barely sputtering, smoke coming out the back somewheres. And oops, there goes the bumper, and now the fender--well it didn't match anyways. And is that the radiator throwing out hot water? Yep and there 's a grinding noise under the hood--no, don't look there, I'm shy. Am I bleeding out? No that's just oil all the way down the road. Parts keep falling off. Clank, clank, clink, clump. Now that's old. You ain't there--yet. Wait til all your paint wrinkles up and your hood turns white.