Are you tired of working the same old day in day out boring job?
Then why not try out Amazon Mechanical Turk and leave those problems behind.
Here are some of the perks of being a turker.
Work when you want to: Don't feel like working today or for the next two weeks? no problem, just ignore your landlord's eviction notices on your door.
Work how you want: Don't want to wear clothes, no problem, turk half naked, naked, one sock on, in your fave thong, it doesn't matter, you will still get paid all the same.
Feeling too happy or excited: Don't take a drink of booze or a downer pill, just turk for 30 min and you will be down faster than an opponent of Mike Tyson's.
Want to play video games and work at the same time: No problem, you can live your life in the fantasy world of video games and still make a dollar an hour.
Just lost your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/monkey: No problem, why sit in despair and be all depressed when you can join one of many Turk forums and be in despair and depressed with others like yourself.
Don't really care to save for retirement: No problem, at Mturk we promise you will die poor.
So why wait, join now and become one of the few people on Earth that have lost all hope.
Become a Mturk worker today...