EverfreeTree
I like trees.
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Sounds like you never encountered well-trained, enjoyable dogs.i know ill get hate for this one, but
dogs are pretty overrated.
-coming home at 3 a.m. and want to enter the house quietly so no one knows you've been out degrading yourself? sorry. the dog of the house is gonna wake everyone up
-like walking through grass? stepping in dog poop will end that
- like silence? too bad, because if s a leaf falls off a tree, the dog will hear it and bark as if Bin Laden is back from the dead, trying to break in
- how about going over a friends house and listening to their 200 pound pit bull growl at you for 2 hours while you pretend to enjoy American Idol?
- Have a roommate that owns a dog? well its your dog now. because if your roommate goes out and enjoys life, you're gonna be the one walking the dog and picking up its poop
- "but d.o.r., what about when dogs are playful?" yes, I love being almost impaled by dog nails as they rip through my flesh while the dog is licking me with the same tongue it licked its crotch with 12 seconds ago.
My doberman would alert me to someone pulling into our driveway or coming to our door, by walking into my room and lifting my arm with his nose and then staring at me, with concern in his eyes ("They return... get the weapons.").
He only barked when it was FedEx or UPS, because they would bring him a treat. And it would be one bark, unless I didn't hear it, then it'd be 2 barks.
He was a rescue.
But I respect your opinion.
Also, you're dead to me.