05/01 - Scintillatingly Jaded on Sunday!

[Vanyanka]

I'd say the opposite is true.

Hmmm. Anything we need to talk about, honey?

 

[Vanyanka]

I made an A+ in one of my lit courses and never cracked a book or cliff notes. She repeatedly read my essays in class like I was brilliant and really "got it." Maybe I'm just a sociopath.

If you are, then I am too. Although, I always read the books just because I love reading.

 

[Pleco]

Essay questions were the best. If you just wrote enough, you'd eventually stumble on what they were looking for.

I wish my ESL teacher could see my brilliant writing when I'm titling porn videos. She always believed in me.

 

[SpookyMyers]

If you are, then I am too. Although, I always read the books just because I love reading.

I love reading too but if someone tells me I have to read something, I rarely will. Even friends that say "this book is amazing, you have to read it." I have a real hard time with book clubs unless it's something everyone agreed to.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

If you are, then I am too. Although, I always read the books just because I love reading.

120 final grade in English Lit and a 4.0 GPA.

Also, couldn't remember "the dude's name from Gulliver's Travels"

 

[TQueen]

@TQueen is a little

Shhh

 

[SquishyFluffkin]

120 final grade in English Lit and a 4.0 GPA.

Also, couldn't remember "the dude's name from Gulliver's Travels"

It's Captain Nemo right?

 

[SpookyMyers]

You guys Amy Schumer was disgustingly hilarious last night. If you like her even a little, go see her if she comes near your town.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

It's Captain Nemo right?

Yea that's it ._.

That teacher called me Gulliver for the rest of the year

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

@TQueen @GinaMarie
fyi, it was a minor goof eating buffalo sauce past midnight

 

[TQueen]

@TQueen @GinaMarie
fyi, it was a minor goof eating buffalo sauce past midnight

ummmm

 

[SpookyMyers]

@Tuesday i ate a scotch egg at Irish rover Saturday. You were right. Amazing. I need to learn how to make them.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

@TQueen @GinaMarie
fyi, it was a minor goof eating buffalo sauce past midnight

Are you saying I can @ you all night

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

@Roscoe E Goldchain is my new signature better?

 

[SpookyMyers]

@TQueen @GinaMarie
fyi, it was a minor goof eating buffalo sauce past midnight

1/2 teaspoon of baking soda dissolved in a bit of water. It's like the volcano science experiment we all did as kids. Totally works.

 

[Vanyanka]

You guys Amy Schumer was disgustingly hilarious last night. If you like her even a little, go see her if she comes near your town.

She was just here and I missed it.

 

[Vanyanka]

120 final grade in English Lit and a 4.0 GPA.

Also, couldn't remember "the dude's name from Gulliver's Travels"

Wanna start a turk book club?

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

@Roscoe E Goldchain is my new signature better?

of course I dont

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Wanna start a turk book club?

arent you banned from books?