05/02 - Thanos Thursday!

[turkleton]

My kid is taller than you, does that help you suck it up?

Why would you having a tall baby affect how I feel? Being in the 6 foot club is awesome, unless you literally have 6 feet.

 

[nopoopwarez]

This coffee shop hit is absolutely terrible

 

[cb456]

So rude

also wtf happened to his feet

its what happens when you wear heels

 

[Starslip]

So rude

also wtf happened to his feet

I'd imagine years of basketball is rough on your feet the same way ballet is

 

[JenniLeigh]

Officially, I'm 4'11 and a half. But I round it to 5 ft so I feel like an almost adult.

My ID says 5'2" b/c she said I had to round it either up or down. lmao

 

[C to the J]

Is there no one under 5'0"?

@fleecy

 

[Kennedy]

My ID says 5'2" b/c she said I had to round it either up or down. lmao

Then you know then pain of buying pants. 26 inch inseam.

 

[Peachy]

i like being 5’8
not too short not too tall

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

its what happens when you wear heels

HEELS: not even once

 

[Kliq]

Why are us 6' footers being forced to team up with these filthy 5 footers?!

 

[JenniLeigh]

Then you know then pain of buying pants. 26 inch inseam.

I'm short-waisted. I have long(for my height) legs

 

[turkleton]

Why are us 6' footers being forced to team up with these filthy 5 footers?!

I second this.

 

[Kennedy]

I'm short-waisted. I have long(for my height) legs

Lucky!

 

[Despairagus]

its what happens when you wear heels

You just reminded me of this lady I worked with in cosmetics.

So I worked in cosmetics for a long long time. This one little lady wore heels every day for her ENTIRE ADULT LIFE. One time, she took her shoes off b/c her feet hurt extra bad.

I think I blocked the memory out b/c of the shock of it. Picture like pickupsticks except toes. It was like Picasso designed her feet. Those feet were like beyond reality.

She also looked like Rod Stewart. Awesome lady. Ty for the memories.

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

All this badmouthing about short people... some of you are gonna get your ankles bitten

 

[turkleton]

@fleecy

Yeah, but we all know she's going to grow up to be 6'9 and dunk on all the haters.

 

[Kennedy]

You just reminded me of this lady I worked with in cosmetics.

So I worked in cosmetics for a long long time. This one little lady wore heels every day for her ENTIRE ADULT LIFE. One time, she took her shoes off b/c her feet hurt extra bad.

I think I blocked the memory out b/c of the shock of it. Picture like pickupsticks except toes. It was like Picasso designed her feet. Those feet were like beyond reality.

She also looked like Rod Stewart. Awesome lady. Ty for the memories.

OMG Rod Stewart AND Picasso feet? LMAO

 

[Despairagus]

i like being 5’8
not too short not too tall

Personally I think that's AWFULLY TALL for a Peach.

 

[C to the J]

Why are us 6' footers being forced to team up with these filthy 5 footers?!

 

[DareAngel3]

Personally I think that's AWFULLY TALL for a Peach.