This is what happens when I have to answer write-in hits:
"Describe how time is like a river"
"Time is like a river and I float through it on a cosmic innertube. Sometimes I can just gently float and enjoy the view and sometimes I hit rapids and maybe smack my knee on a rock. Time will eventually leave me deflated and wrinkly, like I've been in water too long, but in the end I will have had quite a bit of fun and it will have been worth it."
Yeah, I wonder what requesters think when they read these. I hope I amuse them somewhat.