05/10 - Flood Friday

[turkleton]

I know... that's why drinking it would kill me.

Yeah, but who cares? @mboone73 is buying. He's a baller. He's got a real job.

 

[turkleton]

mturk needs more life ruiners

is not a sentence I ever thought I'd say

Stockholm syndrome

 

[mboone73]

@Vanyanka and @easterbasketcasey are my forever-hos... so no one else REALLY matters, tbqh...

All apologies. I know what I am.

 

[turkleton]

Story time:
In college my friend and I met this one girl we knew from another class at a bar and started talking with her. This other guys in a suit tried talking with her and then tried to impress her. I guess he didn't want to seem like he was being too obvious, so he offered to buy EVERYONE at the table a drink. I bet he regrets ever meeting me. We all got so drunk, and the girl ended up leaving right after.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Yeah, but who cares? @mboone73 is buying. He's a baller. He's got a real job.

Do you think that if I could handle dudes buying me shit I'd be celibate?

 

[jklmnop]

Stockholm syndrome

craving auto parts rn

 

[JenniLeigh]

All apologies. I know what I am.

Don't be weird when I'm making shitty jokes homie

 

[turkleton]

Do you think that if I could handle dudes buying me shit I'd be celibate?

I honestly don't know how any of that works.

 

[turkleton]

Don't be weird when I'm making shitty jokes homie

You hurt his feelings. I say a make it up to him. Humor him and slide into his dms real quick. That's how @Princess Gina Marie got @C to the J.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I honestly don't know how any of that works.

Me either


But I do know I'm falling asleep, night nerds.

 

[JenniLeigh]

You hurt his feelings. I say a make it up to him. Humor him and slide into his dms real quick. That's how @Princess Gina Marie got @C to the J.

That'd be fucking dumb if I DM'd him, when he's my homie and we text

 

[turkleton]

Me either


But I do know I'm falling asleep, night nerds.

Goodnight. Look forward to a romantic af note from @mboone73 in the morning.

 

[GTR]

sweatshirts, bar stools and vibrators

 

[turkleton]

That'd be fucking dumb if I DM'd him, when he's my homie and we text

Oh, well then you two have probably already sent gross things to each other.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Goodnight. Look forward to a romantic af note from @mboone73 in the morning.

He knows I don't talk to boys

 

[JenniLeigh]

Oh, well then you two have probably already sent gross things to each other.

Like pictures of frosted pop tarts?

 

[turkleton]

sweatshirts, bar stools and vibrators

What, are these the items they're going to give back to you when they release you from prison?

 

[GTR]

we already on page two
today is gonna be good
i can tell

 

[turkleton]

Like pictures of frosted pop tarts?

I'm not sure I like that euphemism.

 

[GTR]

y'all don't hog all the Vicky's