05/10 - Flood Friday

[turkleton]

I have no sweets in the house. It's not fair.

I've always got emergency cookies lying around.

 

[GTR]

i have 2 gallons of ice cream

 

[aveline]

I've always got emergency cookies lying around.

I'm on a diet/exercise kick right now, so I'm not allowed.

 

[turkleton]

I don't know. I think a few months ago nobody would have predicted LeBron wouldn't be here.

I did. That team was a mess to begin with. Lebron is good, but Lonzo Ball and Kyle Kuzma are no Kevin Love and J.R. Smith.

 

[turkleton]

I'm on a diet/exercise kick right now, so I'm not allowed.

Oatmeal raisin cookies?

 

[turkleton]

I'm on a diet/exercise kick right now, so I'm not allowed.

They have these protein cookies that feel like you're eating a kettle bell, but they're cookies and they're good for working out.

 

[turkleton]

@Peachy Delhi Dragons 4 Lyfe

 

[aveline]

They have these protein cookies that feel like you're eating a kettle bell, but they're cookies and they're good for working out.

That doesn't sound like something that's going to help me lose some weight. In fact it sounds like it does the opposite.

 

[Kristina M Greer]

Screw it i failed it sent them a pissy email returned with a pissy review

 

[turkleton]

That doesn't sound like something that's going to help me lose some weight. In fact it sounds like it does the opposite.

Actually, it turns fat into muscle. Which is better than just straight up weight loss. If you want that, just eat celery, they're negative calories.

 

[Blakkat]

Screw it i failed it sent them a pissy email returned with a pissy review

Sorry I could be no help to you, I gave up on that mess myself.

 

[TotalBabe]

Screw it i failed it sent them a pissy email returned with a pissy review

No offense, but on Mturk, and in life in general, you're better off following that old saying, "Kill them with kindness." You'll always get better results.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

Too many cookies in this batch.

Agreed

 

[JenniLeigh]

Actually, it turns fat into muscle. Which is better than just straight up weight loss. If you want that, just eat celery, they're negative calories.

Only if you're putting enough pressure on that muscle to build it.

 

[Kristina M Greer]

No offense, but on Mturk, and in life in general, you're better off following that old saying, "Kill them with kindness." You'll always get better results.

Eh.. My little words at least wont kill them.. they get to live to piss someone else off for another day

 

[TSolo315]

Actually, it turns fat into muscle. Which is better than just straight up weight loss. If you want that, just eat celery, they're negative calories.

Nothing turns fat into muscle. But people with more muscle do passively burn a few more calories that could have potentially become fat.

 

[turkleton]

@MarkC I don't know if I want Portland to win anymore. I don't want any of the Currys to be happy. Unless Seth goes off every game against the Warriors and scores more than him every night and also breaks his ankles.

 

[Kristina M Greer]

Sorry I could be no help to you, I gave up on that mess myself.

I dont understand the solution to the first one.. it really makes no sense.. Am I that blind that there are invisible buds?

 

[cb456]

Only if you're putting enough pressure on that muscle to build it.

 

[turkleton]

Nothing turns fat into muscle. But people with more muscle do passively burn a few more calories that could have potentially become fat.

Oh, idk. I've always been skinny, so it was hard to put on muscle. I was told to eat more so I could gain weight to turn into muscle, but I already eat a lot. :neutral: