05/11 - Cult wisdom on Wednesday

[KellieS23]

All of the talk about microwaves a while back reminded me of this:
http://www.flasharcadegamessite.com/30-gerbil-in-a-microwave.html

 

[ashleyvirus]

Title: YooLotto Mobile App Testing HIT Level 1: Qualified, Android ONLY, 2+2 Offers, 05-11-16(~ 15 minutes) | PANDA Requester: YL Testing [A1LELMCN74U8JZ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.79 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.69 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.69 Promptness Number of Reviews: 19 | TOS Flags: 3 Submit a new TO review Description: Test our free mobile app and share your findings with us. These HITs are for qualified workers only. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 12 Reward: $1.01 Qualifications: Exc: [935037778-11851] has not been granted;YooLotto Testing Program Level 1 has been granted;Excluded workers has not been granted;Location is one of: US

androids only

 

[GenericPear]

I look away for like 2 minutes and now you fuckers are bringing MOIST in to this?

 

[Tigerpants]

@aveline

 

[BlurryFace]

Title: Product Search Relevance for Office Supplies | PANDA Requester: PI Search [AWS6DGRD25TPW] (TO) TO Ratings: 4.67 Communicativity 3.96 Generosity 5.00 Fairness 4.88 Promptness Number of Reviews: 27 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Given search terms and search results, judge how relevant the search results are to the search query. Time: 10 minutes Hits Available: 120 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: Product Search Relevance 1.0 is not less than 70; Total approved HITs is not less than 100; PI Qualification is not less than 50; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95

 

[thedorchannel]

(Hopefully not too obscure of a reference)

inception?

 

[Tigerpants]

inception?

nah, Marvel avengers.

 

[Wolfheart]

inception?

Yes, the whole picture of a cake in the photo of a cake being taken and..

Look, it was amusing in my head. >.>

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Journalism Study(~ 20 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Kellogg Kteily Lab [A8VNY3KPRHHRC] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.41 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 37 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You will be asked to complete answer questions about yourself, including your personality, political orientation, and demographics. You will also be asked to read and answer questions about a news story. The study is expected to take up to 20 minutes to complete and participants will be paid $1.00 through MTurk. This research study is to be conducted by Dr. Nour S. Kteily and Kaylene Fellows at the Kellogg School of Management at Northwestern University. Please contact Kaylene Fellows (at k-fellows@kellogg.northwestern.edu) with any questions. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 93;Location is one of: US;Exc: [-66977109-11715] has not been granted

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[BreadFish]

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

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Gotta love our pals over at Stanford

 

[Vanyanka]

Let's all take a nap. Don't tell me it's too late. It's never too late.

 

[TotalBabe]

Apparently, a reticent, taciturn person like me can make the crowd go wild on occasion.

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: SHORT and EASY survey | PANDA Requester: Sail Lab [A2LEDEDCG7UPA] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.33 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Give us your opinion about class and income Time: 5 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95;Total approved HITs is not less than 50;Location is US

 

[MerryLou]

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I didn't even think this was real.

 

[Pleco]

@aveline

 

[BlurryFace]

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I didn't even think this was real.

Sweet! Congrats!

 

[BreadFish]

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I didn't even think this was real.

Dayum congrats!

 

[Tigerpants]

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I didn't even think this was real.

 

[Vanyanka]

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I didn't even think this was real.

Congratulations! That's amazing.

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: Transcribe Short Audio Files - Base Transcription Provided. | PANDA Requester: Benjamin Bressington [A2CQN5C9XZWLC6] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 1 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Transcribe a short media file (3 minute-5 minutes) using our online audio player and editor. You will be provided with a Machine Transcription copy, so this task may be 70%-90% complete when you start. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.25 Qualifications: Adult Content Qualification is 1