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He can always drive the boat to your house. We all know there's a big lake where you live.It's okay, I actually don't want to go anywhere.
He can always drive the boat to your house. We all know there's a big lake where you live.It's okay, I actually don't want to go anywhere.
I guess you're Jesus now.
He can always drive the boat to your house. We all know there's a big lake where you live.
I was about to make a joke about there being a lake Las Vegas out in the desert. Who knew?
tldr but I know better now and just assume its some kind of Road House reference.This reminds me of the time that I was working on a cruise ship as a guitar player in the ship's band.
We were on our maiden voyage and had set sail to the open seas. It was the largest ship of it's time and was totally sink proof and indestructible.
As our journey continued I noticed this sweet lady that was always watching me as I played my guitar every hour as we did our set in the ballroom.
So that night I decided that I was going to ask her if she would like to dance. So I did and we hit it off right away.
As the night progressed we found ourselves at the bow of the ship where I decided I was going to go for my first kiss, but as I learned in she decided to turn towards the bow and open her arms and try to fly like a bird, so I quickly had to put my arms around her and stop her.
She thanked me and said that sometimes she tries to fly.
Well to cut a loooooooooooong story short.
Later that night the ship hit a large ice cube in the water and started to sink.
As I was helping the girl and others into the limited amount of lifeboats the ship started to sink farther down, but knowing that my girl was safe on the lifeboat was good enough for me.
Finally, I had to jump into the ice-cold sea and try to swim to safety and to look for my girl.
I finally found her and we held hands for a bit.
I then climb on my guitar case and headed out to sea...
this story pulled my heart strings a littleThis reminds me of the time that I was working on a cruise ship as a guitar player in the ship's band.
We were on our maiden voyage and had set sail to the open seas. It was the largest ship of it's time and was totally sink proof and indestructible.
As our journey continued I noticed this sweet lady that was always watching me as I played my guitar every hour as we did our set in the ballroom.
So that night I decided that I was going to ask her if she would like to dance. So I did and we hit it off right away.
As the night progressed we found ourselves at the bow of the ship where I decided I was going to go for my first kiss, but as I learned in she decided to turn towards the bow and open her arms and try to fly like a bird, so I quickly had to put my arms around her and stop her.
She thanked me and said that sometimes she tries to fly.
Well to cut a loooooooooooong story short.
Later that night the ship hit a large ice cube in the water and started to sink.
As I was helping the girl and others into the limited amount of lifeboats the ship started to sink farther down, but knowing that my girl was safe on the lifeboat was good enough for me.
Finally, I had to jump into the ice-cold sea and try to swim to safety and to look for my girl.
I finally found her and we held hands for a bit.
I then climb on my guitar case and headed out to sea...
*Celine Dion playsthis story pulled my heart strings a little
It's ok bruh. We've all dialed the rejection hotline at some point in our lives.scram
Not me, I've never been rejected. I'm always the one to break up with my hot famous super model ex-girlfriends. Someone hotter always comes along.It's ok bruh. We've all dialed the rejection hotline at some point in our lives.
Every night in my dreams*Celine Dion plays
Wow, that's a name I have thought of in at least 15 years.
yeah, I forgot to mention the random guy that showed up and then took his shirt and pants off, and then started to roundhouse kick the hell out of the passengers...tldr but I know better now and just assume its some kind of Road House reference.
This reminds me of the time that I was working on a cruise ship as a guitar player in the ship's band.
We were on our maiden voyage and had set sail to the open seas. It was the largest ship of it's time and was totally sink proof and indestructible.
As our journey continued I noticed this sweet lady that was always watching me as I played my guitar every hour as we did our set in the ballroom.
So that night I decided that I was going to ask her if she would like to dance. So I did and we hit it off right away.
As the night progressed we found ourselves at the bow of the ship where I decided I was going to go for my first kiss, but as I leaned in she decided to turn towards the bow and open her arms and try to fly like a bird, so I quickly had to put my arms around her and stop her.
She thanked me and said that sometimes she tries to fly.
Well to cut a loooooooooooong story short.
Later that night the ship hit a large ice cube in the water and started to sink.
As I was helping the girl and others into the limited amount of lifeboats the ship started to sink farther down, but knowing that my girl was safe on the lifeboat was good enough for me.
Finally, I had to jump into the ice-cold sea and try to swim to safety and to look for my girl.
I finally found her and we held hands for a bit.
I then climb on my guitar case and headed out to sea...
she’ll come back aroundIt's ok bruh. We've all dialed the rejection hotline at some point in our lives.
I don't remember someone taking their pants off in that movie. Seems like a liability.yeah, I forgot to mention the random guy that showed up and then took his shirt and pants off, and then started to roundhouse kick the hell out of the passengers...