05/14 - Totally Tabular Tuesday!

[mboone73]

I hear the other forum gangs have guns.

No, they have scripts and stuff. We can totally take them. Hell, I can take them by myself.

 

[GTR]

What about one of the 10 movies where Channing Tatum takes his shirt off and dances? Any of those relevant?

as long as the pants come off too.

 

[turkleton]

but i think we could out dance them and still win

Can't get hit with a bullet if you dance fast enough.

 

[GTR]

No, they have scripts and stuff. We can totally take them. Hell, I can take them by myself.

nice, those scripts have nothin on us

 

[mboone73]

It figures that Turkers would spawn like herring. All the action with none of the gross intimacy.

Oh, I thought it was all the gross intimacy with none of the action.

 

[turkleton]

as long as the pants come off too.

I think you're thinking about Magic Mike then.

 

[GTR]

Can't get hit with a bullet if you dance fast enough.

this is true
also my moves would have them mesmerized while you guys take them out

 

[It's Gamera!]

Oh, I thought it was all the gross intimacy with none of the action.

Poll time

 

[JenniLeigh]

Although, I don't think @mboone73 minds it being messy.

I don't get it.

 

[rsmath]

MLB game of the day - Rockies batters have struck out 24 times yet just tallied a go-ahead 11th inning run against the Red Sox. Will the Red Sox respond in the bottom of the 11th? tune in now.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I'm not sure if that's a visual euphemism or not. But either way, I like it.

You don't chug beers?

 

[JenniLeigh]

It figures that Turkers would spawn like herring. All the action with none of the gross intimacy.

Wat?

 

[mboone73]

You don't chug beers?

 

[turkleton]

I don't get it.

 

[turkleton]

That's not rain.

 

[JenniLeigh]

You're holding them too high if they're raining down on you.

 

[mboone73]

You're holding them too high if they're raining down on you.

Friendly fire.

I should probably quit before one of the new mods decide to permaban me.

 

[GTR]

if i were going to be stranded on a deserted island with turk forum members, it would be MTC
i'm sure they would know how to survive better than the others
also i'm pretty sure there's a member here that could protect us from a gang of rabid monkeys attacking us with bananas.

 

[mboone73]

You don't chug beers?

I'll explain it to you later.

 

[Peachy]

@MarkC probably going to quote me if the Blazers come back tonight :sweatsmile: