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How old is Vanyanka?


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SpookyMyers

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Pretty unlikely scenario, silly. A lot of people here think I'm younger than I am because of my staggering immaturity.
Girl, this is southern Indiana. I went to school with 2 girls that had babies in the 8th grade. About 25% of the chicks I graduated with are grandmas now... On one hand I'm like "yeah, I waited until I was a reasonable age" but on the other... I still have a 6yo at home while they're ready to retire and shit. :)
 
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A lady never tells.

*bats eyelashes*
I'm not a lady at all. So I tell errybody I'm turning 40 this year. After that, I'm done. Ageless. I'm cool admitting my age since hub and all my friends are 5-6 years older. I'm the baby.
 
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She's 56 but uses a ton of skincare products to stay young.
I'm way younger than that. I know the fact that I have several dead husbands ages me a bit but none of them died of natural causes so all the marriages were pretty short. I can often knock out two a year.
 

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