05/18 - Serious Practice Saturday!

[Amon]

You promised bagels. I guess you'll have to deliver in person.

I was gonna do it too, I just can't have them delivered to the middle of no where with a guy holding a sign that says bagels for Aveline.

 

[aveline]

If I can't see the Hannah qual, is it b/c she hates me, or b/c I already have it?

Yeah, she uses disquals on it for people that have done the qual test already or have the other qual.

 

[aveline]

I was gonna do it too, I just can't have them delivered to the middle of no where with a guy holding a sign that says bagels for Aveline.

>.>


Thank you, but it's really not necessary.

 

[Amon]

Thank you, but it's really not necessary.

now I don't get any good boy points.

 

[It's Gamera!]

I spent the last hour of work yesterday drinking beer and talking about Star Wars.

Just sayin’.

Yeah, we did that too. As well as musing on what we would have for lunch at 9:45am (it was mainly a tossup between Cuban buffet and teriyaki bowls.) It works for the people that are still there, but I'm a sicko and enjoy the hustle. If I turned out a little differently I'd be a dealer.

 

[KittyTacos]

No matter how I jockey my search perimeters, nothing workable is popping up. Both discouraging and disconcerting.

 

[aveline]

now I don't get any good boy points.

Yeah, not really.

 

[Maria Tortilla]

Title: Judgment and decision-making study | PANDA Requester: Charlene Zhang [A3D9D3YCDVBV5T] (Req TV): $12.10/hr/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: Answer a survey about judgment and decision-making, your personality, and your experiences in school and work Time: 6 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $10.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 1000; Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; previousppts DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US;

I hope this isn't really 90 minutes.

 

[Jerami]

Joke of the day...

-"Doctor, that man just passed out on his way out of the hospital!"
-"Quickly nurse, go turn him around so he looks like he was on his way in!"

 

[mboone73]

Joke of the day...

-"Doctor, that man just passed out on his way out of the hospital!"
-"Quickly nurse, go turn him around so he looks like he was on his way in!"

 

[GTR]

Joke of the day...

-"Doctor, that man just passed out on his way out of the hospital!"
-"Quickly nurse, go turn him around so he looks like he was on his way in!"

man "Hey Doc, I can't seem to be able to pee"
Doc "How old are you?"
man "95"
Doc "You've peed long enough"

 

[Jerami]

man "Hey Doc, I can't seem to be able to pee"
Doc "How old are you?"
man "95"
Doc "You've peed long enough"

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

 

[Jaded]

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

omg

 

[C to the J]

 

[It's Gamera!]

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

This joke sounds suspiciously truncated.

 

[Jerami]

This joke sounds suspiciously truncated.

It wasn't but, it could be. I mean, how do you get a cucumber up your nose?

 

[Jaded]

It wasn't but, it could be. I mean, how do you get a cucumber up your nose?

Practice

 

[GTR]

It wasn't but, it could be. I mean, how do you get a cucumber up your nose?

there was other areas where it would fit

 

[GTR]

remember
if life's
not hard enough for you
then join mturk

 

[mboone73]

The only one I could think of isn’t very politically correct, so here’s a funny Scrubs meme.