05/23 - One Cent Wonders Wednesday

[themildone]

omg!

 

[It's Gamera!]

no

 

[It's Gamera!]

oops, all flustered with royalty here

 

[klyde]

Require jquery, if you are going to use it for your selectors. Match the page you want the script to run on, but use @include instead.

Alright, thanks. I am going to mess around with it the next couple days or so. I have edited many scripts to fit my needs so I have a good idea of what to do, minus the 2 things mentioned above, which I now know how to figure out. This should be a breeze after spending a little time on it.

 

[mboone73]

Title: Emotions, Attitudes, and Preferences in Relationships (18 MEN from USA) ~ 15 min survey | Accept Requester: Pelin Gul [A24HYDI796IBWA] Contact TV: [Hrly: $20.15] [Pay: null] [Fast: null] [Comm: 1.00] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 2.83] [Fast: 4.00] [Comm: 2.83] [Fair: 3.71] [Reviews: 11] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: 0% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.50 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: 15 minute academic survey examining emotions, attitudes, and preferences in relationships. Men who are at least 18 and who live in the US are invited to participate in this survey. Requirements: Gender - Male EqualTo 1; Completed A Previous Survey Of Mine DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.2.3.1​

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[turkleton]

no

Oh shit.

 

[GTR]

This seems stupid easy to make a script that selects radios. I didn't know how to get the @ require and @ match before but understood everything else, basically. If it's as easy as it looks then I'm gonna be upset haha.

I have no idea what i'm doing when i make scripts, so anyone can do it

 

[turkleton]

@Jeff Bezos please don't kick me off MTurk. I'll happily continue taking my pennies in peace.

 

[GTR]

What's the shipping on a mail order bride?

about 5 years of your weekly turk earnings

 

[turkleton]

@Jeff Bezos please don't kick me off MTurk. I'll happily continue taking my pennies in peace.

Unless you want to give me just a million dollars. That's not too much, I'm sure you wipe your ass with bigger amounts of cash daily.

 

[stuffalleysays]

Anyone know what this is?

You are receiving this email because a requester has granted you the following qualification:

Qualification: QuickDeliberativeJgmt
Requester: LydonLab
Qualification Value: 1

 

[sofaslug]

Anyone have a script that can take money directly out of Jeff Bezos' bank account and put it in mine? He's got enough money as it is.

Well, I'm sure a script could be written that would skim a tenth of a cent off of every transaction into his account...

 

[GTR]

no

I have a set of special skills, and I will find your wallet

 

[4ourfuture]

Well, I'm sure a script could be written that would skim a tenth of a cent off of every transaction into his account...

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[turkleton]

I have a set of special skills, and I will find your wallet

RIP @GTR

 

[themildone]

I think I should add 'I was here for Jeff Bezoz' in my sig now...

 

[4ourfuture]

@Jeff Bezos Since you're here...

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[GTR]

And if possible Bezos, could you maybe get A9's to pay already? I know you are just getting by and struggling to buy that 20 billion dollar spaceship, but some of us on Earth would like to eat, like yesterday...

 

[GTR]

Projected Earnings
$4.97

now i'm getting somewhere, almost enough for a Happy meal with a cookie

 

[esprit-hyperdoux]

no

hey jeff u wanna do a couple paraphrases?