05/24 - The Great Owl Tuesday!

[Vanyanka]

You could soak the marshmallows in wine so they absorb a lot of it, and then put them up your butt because you get the alcohol faster into your system faster that way. I mean, that's what I would do.

I'm not wasting good wine that way! If you're gonna go that route, get some well vodka.

 

[lobo925]

drunks

drunks everywhere

 

[Pleco]

I'm not wasting good wine that way! If you're gonna go that route, get some well vodka.

I wish you'd be more supportive of me when I want to put alcohol-infused marshmallows up my butt.

 

[sryan66611]

holyyyy shitt so my 5.0 outside my house and his wife got cracked in the face!!

the police?

 

[Azazael]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT SHOW!

My main squeeze plugs into the wall

Buy me the new one Daddy

Ouch, and goddamn I go take a nap for 2hrs and miss all the insanity?

holyyyy shitt so my 5.0 outside my house and his wife got cracked in the face!!

Say what?

drunks
drunks everywhere

Duh!, And currently I am one of them lol
*hands out rum and cokes*

 

[Pleco]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT SHOW!



Ouch, and goddamn I go take a nap for 2hrs and miss all the insanity?


Say what?


Duh!, And currently I am one of them lol
*hands out rum and cokes*

Rum and cokes are the best, so worth the massive hangover you get later.

 

[Vanyanka]

Rum and cokes are the best, so worth the massive hangover you get later.

They just announce you suck at drinking and you're cheap.

EDIT: I just remembered you drink VODKA with COKE.

 

[Azazael]

Rum and cokes are the best, so worth the massive hangover you get later.

Ive never had a hang over and Ive been WAY drunk many times

 

[Vanyanka]

Ive never had a hang over and Ive been WAY drunk many times

Um, are you sure you know what a hangover is?

 

[aveline]

Ive never had a hang over and Ive been WAY drunk many times

You're not trying hard enough.

 

[Vanyanka]

You're not trying hard enough.

Right? You can't trust someone who has never had a hangover.

 

[Azazael]

Um, are you sure you know what a hangover is?

I know, trust me. I got totally trashed for my bday along with the girly, she was damn near dying the next day and I was up making us breakfast and everything.

You're not trying hard enough.

$300+ bar tab says otherwise lol

 

[Pleco]

They just announce you suck at drinking and you're cheap.

EDIT: I just remembered you drink VODKA with COKE.

A Cuba Libre is a classic cocktail how dare you. Don't give me lessons on drinking when you chug Franzia by the gallon.

 

[Horse Feathers]

Um, are you sure you know what a hangover is?

Maybe he's never been sober enough to know?

 

[Req.body]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT SHOW!



Ouch, and goddamn I go take a nap for 2hrs and miss all the insanity?


Say what?


Duh!, And currently I am one of them lol
*hands out rum and cokes*

the police?

Yup, wife's screaming and the two kids are like wtf is going on lmaooo it's quite hilarious

 

[Vanyanka]

A Cuba Libre is a classic cocktail how dare you. Don't give me lessons on drinking when you chug Franzia by the gallon.

How dare you! Franzia!

 

[Vanyanka]

Maybe he's never been sober enough to know?

Well, if that's the case. I envy his very short life.

 

[Kerek]

You're not trying hard enough.

Never try.

 

[aveline]

I know, trust me. I got totally trashed for my bday along with the girly, she was damn near dying the next day and I was up making us breakfast and everything.

You just have to want it. You can't half-ass these things. Why even drink at all if you're just going to skip the hellish nightmare of pain and regret, the next day? There's no point.

 

[sryan66611]

Yup, wife's screaming and the two kids are like wtf is going on lmaooo it's quite hilarious

nice.. at first I was thinking 5.0 mustang but was like how fuck does that happen.