05/24 - Three-Toed Sloth Thursday!

[TotalBabe]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew and he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

Did a young James Spader play a sleazy but attractive yuppie in this?

 

[MarkC]

As a men, I do like scented candles as long as they aren't super strong. My ex wife spent half my paycheck on partylite stuff that shit is expensive. I am also not very menly so I'm probably not the person to reply.

 

[alk69]

Early results are showing that this is not in fact copypasta.

Exactly who, in fact, would want to copy or make dinner of that?...although we all did just eat it up....

 

[Jharkan]

hey i'm playing origins too

omg

 

[Bokamo]

Title: Read some jokes and rate how funny they are (Part V) | Accept Requester: Kai Chi Yam [A2IYCHZNJSAYES] Contact TV: [Hrly: $10.06] [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.41] [Fast: 4.43] [Comm: 2.78] [Fair: 4.25] [Reviews: 58] [ToS: 0] Reward: $1.20 Duration: 30 minutes Available: 1 Description: You will be asked to read and rate some jokes. If you have participated in previous sections, do not accept this HIT. Otherwise your HIT will be rejected. Requirements: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 90; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.2.3.1​

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I will not reveal survey content...but humor is SOOOO subjective.

 

[Michele]

13 for me, slightly distracted

Title: Reviewing Pictures | PANDA Requester: Scientist At Knexus [A2TGK0VHF5YNRH] (Contact) TV: [Hrly: $13.03] [Pay: 4.33] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 2.64] [Fast: 4.75] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 11] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Duration: 2 hours Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Description: Participants will view images and select/determine/describe an explanation for what is occurring in the image. 30 minutes for $1 and 10% chance of $10 bonus. Requirements: Reviewing Pictures DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 50; Location EqualTo US

 

[K'Lee]

PE $20.30. Husband was going to make dinner. Went to the garage freezer and apparently it didn't get shut all the way last night. A whole freezer full of food had to be thrown away. Including some super yummy shrimp I had just bought. Oh well.

 

[Peachy]

capelllllla

 

[Captain France]

Big thanks to @GTR for making his A9 script and T @theturkscribe for making it much easier to find.

I was just using the this "Mturk Multibind LLL fork" to do these with the numpad, and I still am for ones that aren't just the defaults GTR set, but man, being able to skip the numpad for over half of these hits is much much easier on my hand.

MTurk Multibind LLL here: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/38406-mturk-multibind-lll-fork
lets you do radios with the numpad

GTR's script here: https://www.mturkcrowd.com/threads/05-22-tarquin-tuesday.3467/page-7#post-1243388
Preselects the most common options on the A9s.

 

[cb456]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew and he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

The sequel was better though, it had Tokyo and drift.

 

[lolkatB]

PE $20.30. Husband was going to make dinner. Went to the garage freezer and apparently it didn't get shut all the way last night. A whole freezer full of food had to be thrown away. Including some super yummy shrimp I had just bought. Oh well.

Will your house insurance cover this? Ours does without affecting our no claims .... i know this from not too distant history.

 

[DruceusDrec]

Qmee google search: bobbi brown stick foundation

got two results for $0.09 total

 

[Daniel]

Title: Meaning Guessing Game(~ 20 minutes) | Accept Requester: ICEA CAM lab [AMVTM55ZT3Z9H] Contact TV: [Hrly: $18.06] [Pay: 4.20] [Fast: 4.00] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.67] [Fast: 4.63] [Comm: 4.20] [Fair: 4.76] [Reviews: 109] [ToS: 7] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $3.00 Duration: 2 hours Available: 3 Description: In this HIT, we will ask you to complete a short survey and guess the meaning of words in another language Requirements: Exc: [90154-89565] DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; SurveyGroup [1002] DoesNotExist; Location In US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.2.3.1​

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[Michele]

PE $20.30. Husband was going to make dinner. Went to the garage freezer and apparently it didn't get shut all the way last night. A whole freezer full of food had to be thrown away. Including some super yummy shrimp I had just bought. Oh well.

That sucks, I'm sorry. I almost liked the post, well, I did at first, just cause you said your PE was $20.30, which it like $100 today. But then I unliked it because you lost your food.

 

[K'Lee]

Will your house insurance cover this? Ours does without affecting our no claims .... i know this from not too distant history.

I doubt it. I'm with Nationwide and their rates go up all the time not sure it would even be worth it to check. In fact I'm going to get some quotes soon for hopefully cheaper coverage.

 

[K'Lee]

That sucks, I'm sorry. I almost liked the post, well, I did at first, just cause you said your PE was $20.30, which it like $100 today. But then I unliked it because you lost your food.

Maybe I should have put 2 separate posts and yes it totally sucks. I've been needing to clean out the freezer but I didn't want to do it this way. I'm most upset about the shrimp I just bought yesterday. Oh well. Nothing I can do about it now.

 

[K'Lee]

Think I'm going to go relax. See you guys tomorrow.

 

[ALinAL]

Title: Learning and Reward in ADHD and non-ADHD Adults (includes performance-based bonus $5-7 more) | Accept Requester: Clinical Neuroscience

Title: Learning and Reward in ADHD and non-ADHD Adults (includes performance-based bonus $5-7 more) • https://worker.mturk.com/projects/3GC8IVJ11FV5RJ5V8NWN9F5EONV9NR/tasks • https://worker.mturk.com/projects/3GC8IVJ11FV5RJ5V8NWN9F5EONV9NR/tasks/accept_random
Requester: Clinical Neuroscience & Development Laboratory • https://worker.mturk.com/requestersA354OFNKFTODBL/projects
TV: No Reviews • https://turkerview.com/requesters/A354OFNKFTODBL
TO: No Reviews • https://turkopticon.ucsd.edu/A354OFNKFTODBL
TO2: No Reviews • https://turkopticon.info/requesters/A354OFNKFTODBL
Reward: $15.00
Duration: 1 day
Available: 1
Description: Scientific Research - Filling out surveys and doing 7 internet-based learning tasks
Requirements: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 90; Location EqualTo US

Got a $7.47 bonus. :thumbup:

 

[Daniel]

Title: Meaning Guessing Game(~ 20 minutes) | Accept Requester: ICEA CAM lab [AMVTM55ZT3Z9H] Contact TV: [Hrly: $18.06] [Pay: 4.20] [Fast: 4.00] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.67] [Fast: 4.63] [Comm: 4.20] [Fair: 4.76] [Reviews: 109] [ToS: 7] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $3.00 Duration: 2 hours Available: 3 Description: In this HIT, we will ask you to complete a short survey and guess the meaning of words in another language Requirements: Exc: [90154-89565] DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; SurveyGroup [1002] DoesNotExist; Location In US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.2.3.1​

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Inquisit but not too bad.
About 14 min overall.

 

[Pleco]

Unfortunately, I'm not surprised by Morgan Freeman. Ugh.

After seeing the Arrested Development interview fiasco the other day, I think we have to start giving more credit to actors. They are amazing at making us believe they're not a bunch of assholes.

 

[MarkC]

Wow that call was a little suspect.