05/28 - Hedwig - Queen of Owls

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Um, I was under the impression you looked like Brad Pitt. Maybe just drop off the wine and leave.

But I do look like Brad Pitt, sadly you can't have any of my wine today. I'm sharing this Cab Sav with the girlfriend creature, because wouldn't you reward someone willing to put up with me 24/7? You bastards normally get off after 3-4 hours a day.

 

[T. Leela]

With enough wine anyone can look like Brad Pitt.

With enough wine my husband thinks he does. Probably not what you meant...

 

[T. Leela]

wow i really suck at that. lol quoted myself too

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

wow i really suck at that. lol quoted myself too

You're fine. I often find I am the only quote worthy person around too.

 

[TurkingMaster]

 

[Squatty]

Title: Remotely control a human for 2 mins | PANDA Requester: 500px [A18EQN3UR38TYF] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: You will see live video from a person carrying a camera. You can control their movements through the web interface. Your task is to explore the environment. Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 50

This looks.... interesting...

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Title: Remotely control a human for 2 mins | PANDA Requester: 500px [A18EQN3UR38TYF] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: You will see live video from a person carrying a camera. You can control their movements through the web interface. Your task is to explore the environment. Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 50

Pft I would do this for free!

 

[Squatty]

Title: Real World Math Problems | PANDA Requester: Awele Ndili [AZXR1S1HID950] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Create and solve 5 real world math problems for 9-10 year olds Time: 4 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: None

 

[Squatty]

Title: Learn Stenotype: Transcribing with Keyboard Shortcuts | PANDA Requester: HelloWorld Labs [A2REJVJSUQ94BI] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 2.33 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.64 Generosity ★★★★★ 3.91 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.33 Promptness Number of Reviews: 18 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Test new text entry method using keyboard shortcuts to learn stenography (rapid typing method); paid only for doing all 16 tasks (estimated total time 15 min.); feedback provided on how to correctly complete the task for acceptance Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: None

 

[Squatty]

It is so dead today.

 

[jan]

 

[waffles]

hi

 

[TurkingMaster]

 

[Kerek]

 

[Brocktoon]

The prosecutor is ruff.

 

[Squatty]

This is almost fun

Title: Play Rock-Paper-Scissors with another MTurker (~ 7 mins, earn $0.50 + up to $1 in bonus) | PANDA Requester: AMT Surveys [A2AKA780E0K7FS] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.26 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.93 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.93 Promptness Number of Reviews: 36 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You will play Rock-Paper-Scissors with another MTurker. Please only accept this HIT if you can work on it immediately without interruptions for 7 minutes. You cannot start after the HIT has expired. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: None

 

[weakman]

Today sucks. On the bright side, Im rank 7 on hearth stone.

 

[jessinchicago]

The air conditioning is broken, I'm sweating my balls off, and YES, MTC, I'm SURE I want to like the post I said I wanted to like!!

Also, did the truck fix itself or is the sweat-induced dehydration producing a mirage (and if so, can I get Masters)??

 

[Crissy]

Jamelios from yesterday approving even though I sound like a 12 year old. Yay.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

The air conditioning is broken, I'm sweating my balls off, and YES, MTC, I'm SURE I want to like the post I said I wanted to like!!

Also, did the truck fix itself or is the sweat-induced dehydration producing a mirage (and if so, can I get Masters)??

If it is, sign me up for one of those mirage masters.