05/28 - Turntable Tuesday!

[jklmnop]

Walmart store managers are severely underpaid.

 

[Vanyanka]

Walmart store managers are severely underpaid.

What did you do to them?

 

[turkleton]

No, but I spied on her while she was sleeping. Don't tell.
Also, she said she could hear me snoring through two closed doors. I'm sexy like that.

You two should get married.

 

[<Gucci>]

It may or may not be my birthday
@dibs

 

[Vanyanka]

You two should get married.

Well, we are both already happily married. Maybe we will have a torrid affair.

What do you think, @scrmcasey?

 

[Vanyanka]

It may or may not be my birthday
@dibs

Tomorrow or today?

 

[turkleton]

It may or may not be my birthday
@dibs

Happy birthday.

 

[<Gucci>]

Walmart store managers are severely underpaid.

I might be like really bad at googling.
Why does it say they make 92k

 

[<Gucci>]

Tomorrow or today?

Tomorrow/ the 29th. Tomorrow’s thread

 

[turkleton]

Well, we are both already happily married. Maybe we will have a torrid affair.

What do you think, @scrmcasey?

Get @aveline to officiate the wedding.

 

[Vanyanka]

Get @aveline to officiate the wedding.

@aveline is my legit fiance though.

 

[turkleton]

I might be like really bad at googling.
Why does it say they make 92k

I posted an article earlier that said the average was something like $175k. Could be Walmart inflating the numbers but still, gah damn.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Well, we are both already happily married. Maybe we will have a torrid affair.

What do you think, @scrmcasey?

As long as my needy ass isn't cast aside :sob:

 

[turkleton]

@aveline is my legit fiance though.

But you can have a lot of wives in Utah.

 

[jklmnop]

It may or may not be my birthday
@dibs

 

[Vanyanka]

But you can have a lot of wives in Utah.

Sort of the opposite but I'm planning on starting a revolution.

 

[<Gucci>]

I posted an article earlier that said the average was something like $175k. Could be Walmart inflating the numbers but still, gah damn.

Zip recruiter here I come.

 

[<Gucci>]

@aveline is my legit fiance though.

Can I see the bling?!

 

[Vanyanka]

Can I see the bling?!

I ate it.

 

[aveline]

I ate it.

Ring pops are the best.