05/29 - Miraculous Monday!

[Kerek]

October, then?

 

[mboone73]

I wonder if they are more likely to eat the hate-sex babies?

I'm a hate sex baby.

 

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[Drwho10]

Certainly not on this forum.

That weird place we called MTG...the difference one letter can make

 

[Pleco]

Man, how lucky are these parents who have kids that are good enough at cooking to be on chopped and master chef?

I think for kids that are on tv it goes something like:

"But mommy I want to play with my friends the onions are making me cry"
"You will execute a perfect Julienne cut or I swear to God you won't have another piece of candy until you're 18."

 

[aveline]

Ohhh, right. It was Red Panda Day that was in September. Thank you for clearing that up.

 

[LlamaRhama]

I think for kids that are on tv it goes something like:

"But mommy I want to play with my friends the onions are making me cry"
"You will execute a perfect Julienne cut or I swear to God you won't have another piece of candy until you're 18."

If I ever adopt a kid, they're going to be good at cooking or they're not getting adopted.

 

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[creativename]

Just spent 45 minutes digging through a icky barn to find an antenna to hook up to watch the playoffs since the 500 banquet is on NBC here. Then spent another 15 just searching for a signal. This better be an amazing game

Sounds like you need some tinfoil.

 

[basketcasey]

If I ever adopt a kid, they're going to be good at cooking or they're not getting adopted.

Cleaning too?

 

[Vanyanka]

My husband made me scrambled eggs for dinner. It's the only things he can cook but it was delicious.

 

[Kerek]

Ohhh, right. It was Red Panda Day that was in September. Thank you for clearing that up.

I'll mail you a box of what I'm talking about.

 

[Liz]

Sounds like you need some tinfoil.

I have a ton on it. Living close to civilization might help

 

[LlamaRhama]

Cleaning too?

Thought that was implied...

 

[Kerek]

My husband made me scrambled eggs for dinner. It's the only things he can cook but it was delicious.

Was there cheese involved?

 

[basketcasey]

My husband made me scrambled eggs for dinner. It's the only things he can cook but it was delicious.

Did he put salsa on them?

 

[TobyF]

My husband made me scrambled eggs for dinner. It's the only things he can cook but it was delicious.

Tell him to make me eggs.

 

[LlamaRhama]

My husband made me scrambled eggs for dinner. It's the only things he can cook but it was delicious.

Were there tacos, bananas, or marshmallows involved?

 

[basketcasey]

Tell him to make me eggs.

I made deviled eggs today. Would you like one?

 

[Liz]

Did he put salsa on them?