turkleton
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It's a true fact that I got laid less once I started turking. Coincidence?Rude.
True, but rude.
It's a true fact that I got laid less once I started turking. Coincidence?Rude.
True, but rude.
I'll lend him my metal four-footed cane. You might say heavy metal.You old, all I got to do is go for the knee and you're out.
I thought Absolution was better, but I like the ideas of just throwing random shit all over the place for the fuck of it.Peachy, Turkleton and C to the J will be the Turk Squad
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It’s ok. I’ve got my eye on someone else. And we’ve actually seen and talked to each other in person. So, you could say things are getting pretty serious.@JenniLeigh just give
@mboone73 a chance, he really needs it rn. Don't make him forever alone.
I've always been a loser.It's a true fact that I got laid less once I started turking. Coincidence?
TurkcelIt's a true fact that I got laid less once I started turking. Coincidence?
it relieves stress. i should throw my cup right now and flip my chairI thought Absolution was better, but I like the ideas of just throwing random shit all over the place for the fuck of it.
Is she a turker?It’s ok. I’ve got my eye on someone else. And we’ve actually seen and talked to each other in person. So, you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I went to an audition for a game show with some friends once. They said they wanted energy, so when it was our turn, we got up and screamed and threw chairs. I thought it would make us stand out. I'm pretty sure we didn't get picked because they hated us.it relieves stress. i should throw my cup right now and flip my chair
No, there are many reasons a relationship between myself and another turker could never work. The main one being that none of them find me attractive.Is she a turker?
Peachy, Turkleton and C to the J will be the Turk Squad
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i would tap Ruby or Liv![]()
Liv is best girl.
Brains and a sense of humor are always attractive. Not that I'm offering anything of course.No, there are many reasons a relationship between myself and another turker could never work. The main one being that none of them find me attractive.
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Liv is best girl.
Could you tell the others?Brains and a sense of humor are always attractive.
This is what happens when you make papa Smurf head of creativeYep.
I totally believe them when they say they don't hire based on looks anymore.![]()
You think they gonna listen to me--the voice of reason? I can beat 'em over the head til they notice though...sorta like that old saw about the jackass and the fence post.Could you tell the others?