06/14 - Wonderful Wednesday!

[ALinAL]

Title: Write a brief comment about a product or service for a website proof-of-concept | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: MAD Labs [AH3L9684FUCS6] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.03] [Fast: 4.29] [Comm: 2.91] [Fair: 4.17] [Reviews: 47] [ToS: 3] TO 2: [Rate: $12.50/hr] [Pen: 1.00 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 2] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: You will write five brief comments about your perception of how well 5 products or services solve a given problem. Your comments will be used in a non-commercial website prototype. Time: 5 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: Location is US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

 

[humbleturker]

Are you serious? And how do you know the guy is actually illegal? Let me tell you a story, true story. The x worked for the IRS, IRS not INS as it was called then, got that? Okay. He had a taxpayer who really was an immigrant and was behind in taxes. Yes, they have to pay. Drug dealers have to pay. That's how they stay out of trouble. But this guy was just a worker bee. So the x goes about trying to collect and bugs the guy. IRS, not INS, got that? Well one day x says to me, "I closed that immigrant case." He had this annoying habit of checking little blurbs in the newspaper. He found a blurb of an immigrant that was killed, as in murdered, at the address where his non-taxpayer lived. He cut that out and closed the case and it was accepted. I told this story to a lawyer one day and he really admired my ignorance. He said, "Don't you know why the guy ended up dead?" No, tell me. "No one believed the x when he said IRS not INS." I told that to x and the look of horror on his face was priceless.

People ask the strangest questions on this site that these questions are pulled from.

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Are you serious? And how do you know the guy is actually illegal? Let me tell you a story, true story. The x worked for the IRS, IRS not INS as it was called then, got that? Okay. He had a taxpayer who really was an immigrant and was behind in taxes. Yes, they have to pay. Drug dealers have to pay. That's how they stay out of trouble. But this guy was just a worker bee. So the x goes about trying to collect and bugs the guy. IRS, not INS, got that? Well one day x says to me, "I closed that immigrant case." He had this annoying habit of checking little blurbs in the newspaper. He found a blurb of an immigrant that was killed, as in murdered, at the address where his non-taxpayer lived. He cut that out and closed the case and it was accepted. I told this story to a lawyer one day and he really admired my ignorance. He said, "Don't you know why the guy ended up dead?" No, tell me. "No one believed the x when he said IRS not INS." I told that to x and the look of horror on his face was priceless.

wut

 

[GenericPear]

This is how you get shanked.

He's going for the bad ending , "Got stabbed by a mturk admin."

 

[kryss]

wut

don't

 

[SweetiePuff]

Good morning, Wonderful CoWorkers! Hope you had a good sleep

 

[Binxybaby]

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/h...the-shame-of-florida-man-news-stories-7608595

They need to "close" our government then! lol I would love to hear about weird shit happening in other states!

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

He's going for the bad ending , "Got stabbed by a mturk admin."

"pecked to death by an enraged owl"

 

[charlie]

Not too active on the forums here so excuse me if this question has been asked a lot, but are Zoltars a thing of the past?

very much so unfortunately.

 

[Deleted member 526]

blueberry muffins for breakfast:bread::cookie:

 

[coffeeowl]

"pecked to death by an enraged owl"

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[MrTrentSD]

Whoever with the Vacation Qual that spells Facebook - Face Book - please stop.
I will allow lower case 'facebook', but never 'The Facebook'.

That is all.

 

[Barbwire]

":hammered: to death by an enraged owl"

 

[Desertdarlene]

wut

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

don't

"You know that I'm a crazy bitch. I do what I want when I feel like it."

 

[spchles1]

Title: Survey on personality traits (125 questions) | PANDA Requester: Joseph T. Hughes Jr. [A3162BKE031TVD] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.92] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 4.94] Description: This psychological survey concerns personality, values, and personal characteristics. Your responses are totally anonymous. The survey consists of 125 questions. It takes about 15 minutes. Time: 2 hour(s) HITs Available: 400 Reward: $1.75 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

7 min

 

[thedorchannel]

wats up

 

[themildone]

Title: Gratitude Survey 5 68-80 (Amit)(~ 8 minutes) | PANDA Requester: EpleyLab [A1V81IH1ELJIDC] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.52] [Fair: 4.79] [Comm: 4.00] [Fast: 4.64] Description: 80 cents for a survey about gratitude! Time: 59 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.80 Qualifications: Exc: [1771004518-46844] DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location In US;

 

[C to the J]

wats up

Another garbage morning on a garbage work platform.

 

[Squatty]

I am halfway @humbleturker