06/14 - Wonderful Wednesday!

[Jaded]

everything is pointless if you really think about it, because everyone on this forum will be dead within 80 years, and in a few hundred years nobody will even remember your existence

Thanks, good point.

 

[Binxybaby]

Title: Quick opinion survey(~ 4 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Eleanor Putnam-Farr [A2U3KNMZLH8FJ9] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.10] [Fast: 4.94] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 22] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $15.00/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: We are interested in your opinion about a product Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 34 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [1507905-46906] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

Took me less than 2 mins

 

[coffeeowl]

shut up bode

 

[humbleturker]

This guy is petting the flap.

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

wtf

Today's post was brought to you by the letter

where the E stands for Existential Crisis

 

[Piccoloo]

THANKFUL turker hours who up

 

[basketcasey]

This guy is petting the flap.

I don't like that sentence.

 

[humbleturker]

I don't like that sentence.

His surgical tool skills were extremely gentle.

 

[KnockoutTurk]

I don't like that sentence.

Made me feel a little uncomfortable ...or some sort of feels... too..

 

[Deleted member 526]

PE $0.00 naptime

 

[humbleturker]

Image didn't wanna cooperate.
K.

 

[SleepComa]

"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no mouth. And I must scream.”

 

[jnalleyne]

If 5's doesn't post today then I'll expect them to post a really big batch like they have been doing recently.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Title: A very short (10 minute) survey | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: m barone [A18TW9R5ZMI8HO] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Look at some product information and answer a set of questons Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 500; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

 

[TobyF]

@electrolyte likes work but also loves waiting patiently to stalk the thread for more context goodness.

 

[humbleturker]

"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no mouth. And I must scream.”

Sounds like a typical Saturday night to me.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Title: MIT survey on communities | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Alex Klein [A2V9R3LC52SN55] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Answer a survey about the communities that you are part of Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: None;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

 

[Piccoloo]

"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no mouth. And I must scream.”

My body is confused..

 

[catnapped]

Compensation:
You will be compensated based on Amazon Mechanical Turk’s $5.00/hr standard rate.

 

[turkleton]

I don't know that I share your optimism about the lifespan of the people here considering our lifestyle is mostly being enraged while sedentary.

Isn't your lifespan like 2 years?