06/15 - Forgetting It Friday

[Birdie]

Did you see the thing about where you can be a princess

I am a princess thank you very much. Thank you for noticing.

Scratch that.

I'm a QUEEN!

Queen Birb of House Kitty Kat, leader of the Knights Doggo, and ruler of Planet Birb. Day 2000: Human mannerisms still vex me, but I think I am learning enough to teach my fellow birbs how to impersonate lady humans.

 

[AngelFace]

Title: SEGS Protocol Game | PANDA Requester: Susan Moegenburg [A6LERTPX831I2] (Req TV): N/A (TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 4.75] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Game simulation of farm management biosecurity protocol adoption in the face of an outbreak. Better in-game scores lead to higher paid rewards Time: 3 hour(s) HITs Available: 50 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

 

[Stealthy714]

Title: Chains of Causes | PANDA Requester: Scientist At Knexus [A2TGK0VHF5YNRH] (Req TV): N/A (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: The objective of this research is to investigate how people reason and the errors they make while reasoning. 30 minutes for $1 and 10% chance of $10 bonus. Time: 2 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Successfully Completed Chains of Causes DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 50; Location EqualTo US;

I did this hit on the 24th of May and just got the 10.00 bonus today.

 

[KillMoles]

Title: SEGS Protocol Game | PANDA Requester: Susan Moegenburg [A6LERTPX831I2] (Req TV): N/A (TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 4.75] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Game simulation of farm management biosecurity protocol adoption in the face of an outbreak. Better in-game scores lead to higher paid rewards Time: 3 hour(s) HITs Available: 50 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

I wonder if @Farmer Pleco knows about this?

 

[theturkscribe]

What was that middle part again?

 

[Starslip]

I might have just lost it a little on a shitty paying requester...

"If there was any justice in the world then offering work that pays this poorly would be considered criminal. Half a cent per sentence? And it's only available to US worker so you can't even pretend you're trying to exploit workers in parts of the world where this might be half decent pay, but you're limiting it to workers who know this is abysmal. If this isn't an error I have to assume it's some money laundering scheme to cycle funds through amazon payments. You should be ashamed of yourselves."

 

[thedorchannel]

im gonna keep voting you crowd pleaser till you win

thanks bro we need more Peachys out there

 

[sweetpea0678]

Did you see the thing about where you can be a princess

This was mine and my boyfriends song way back in 1992. Dated until he moved in 1994. How funny. We just got back in touch in March. We dated for two years in high school.

 

[thedorchannel]

if anyone cares, I got my usertesting.com account reactivated today. So the next time I take @JenniLeigh out on a date... the entire burger king menu will be at her fingertips... not just the value menu.

 

[ducky]

if anyone cares, I got my usertesting.com account reactivated today. So the next time I take @JenniLeigh out on a date... the entire burger king menu will be at her fingertips... not just the value menu.

hell yeah

 

[JenniLeigh]

Title: Answer a survey about criminal recidivism | Accept Requester: Ryan Kennedy [A33Y35YL3VJM78] Contact TV: [Hrly=$15.36] [Pay=4.56] [Fast=null] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=4.33] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=7] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 2.00 Duration: 21600 Available: 1 Description: You will be given a defendant profile and will be asked to make a judgement about whether the person is likely to commit another crime in the next two years. Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.6​

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[turkleton]

Life sucks, and then you go live with the weird alien Tom Cruise prays to.

 

[thedorchannel]

Life sucks, and then you go live with the weird alien Tom Cruise prays to.

@YAHU ?

 

[JenniLeigh]

if anyone cares, I got my usertesting.com account reactivated today. So the next time I take @JenniLeigh out on a date... the entire burger king menu will be at her fingertips... not just the value menu.

Oh, but I love that kid-sized bacon cheeseburger on the value side :o

 

[A6_Foul_Out]

if anyone cares, I got my usertesting.com account reactivated today. So the next time I take @JenniLeigh out on a date... the entire burger king menu will be at her fingertips... not just the value menu.

they really need to let you see your recording to make sure everything works, even if it's just a sample.

 

[thedorchannel]

they really need to let you see your recording to make sure everything works, even if it's just a sample.

agreed. Cheackalos lets you do that

 

[thedorchannel]

Oh, but I love that kid-sized bacon cheeseburger on the value side

this is why ur tha mvp

 

[SunlitSunflower]

How much money did you make last year?
The lowest it goes is 40k. FU

 

[YAHU]

:nomouth:

 

[A6_Foul_Out]

agreed. Cheackalos lets you do that

but then again, this is why you make x00 a month on UT and I haven't qualled for a level 4 UserBob in like a month.