so here was the call I got at 7am i transcribe this while i was talking so i would not forget this piece of work lol, the spellings are correct as to how this lil fucker spoke them
I'm in yellow speech of course
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Hello"
"Hello this is IRS investigations and we have a warrant for your arrest"
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OH NOES! what did I do?"
"You have been found the guiltiest of tax invasion and are under arrest"
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So what do I need to do?"
"you are on a fedreal record line and the goathouse is listening to each and everything you say"
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OK, so what do you need?"
"unless you pay the $7,157.39 you will be put in the bars, so if you do not want to be arrested in one hour and taken to the goathouse you need to pay this amount"
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well, I don't have that amount"
"what do you have in your bank"
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I don't have a bank, but i have $29.99 in my thong"
"you have no bank? how much can you have?"
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I can have $29.99"
"hold one minute I see what my head investigation says"
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ok"
"OK, sir my head investagtion says if you pay the $29.99 today that you will not have the police coming at your door and you can pay the rest next month"
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OH WOW, this is great, so where do I send the $29.99?"
"you need to go to wal-mart and get an iTunes gift card and then scratch off the numbers on the back and give me those so I stop the arrest from coming at your door"
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Itunes? do you scammers need music that bad? FUCK OFF!"
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