06/27 - Wimbledon Wednesday!

[turkleton]

bezos is a jerk who never replies to me. he would be in the illuminati

Bezos always only replies to me for some reason. I think he wants to be friends but he's too shy.

 

[Peachy]

@Jeff Bezos

 

[<Gucci>]

No, it was just a dumb commercial they had earlier this year. Also probably yeah. Though I'm sure you could probably get the stoner at the drive through to make you anything. "Yes, just put a Nacho Bellgrande in between two Mexican pizzas, and wrap it in a Chalupa."

This sounds delicious. I didn’t know they had guacamole on their secret menu. It never occurred to me on any drunk occasions

 

[turkleton]

Hey, that's my friend you're being rude to. Just play it cool. Let me get in tight with him, and then I'll introduce you.

 

[Peachy]

@GenericPear

 

[turkleton]

This sounds delicious. I didn’t know they had guacamole on their secret menu. It never occurred to me on any drunk occasions

Yeah, I always forget. But they have it sitting there, since it comes with the nachos.

 

[turkleton]

@GenericPear

Wait, what did he do to you? Or do peaches and pears just have a rivalry that goes back generations?

 

[Jeff Bezos]

@Jeff Bezos

 

[turkleton]

To be fair, this is like a top 5 gif on here.

 

[Peachy]

Wait, what did he do to you? Or do peaches and pears just have a rivalry that goes back generations?

pears are known to be notorious blackmailers and shady beings in the fruit world

 

[turkleton]

omg

 

[turkleton]

Sempai noticed you @PeachyRider

 

[<Gucci>]

 

[aveline]

 

[<Gucci>]

 

[aveline]

Jinx

 

[turkleton]

I couldn't find a picture of Jeff Bezos as an anime, but this seems close. Also, apparently this is real, and kind of badass.

 

[Peachy]

 

[<Gucci>]

Jinx

That was awesome

 

[turkleton]

Also, this exists: