07/05 - Tenacious Thursday!

[Vanyanka]

What are your feelings towards whisky drinkers?

Marriage.

 

[Vanyanka]

That's the exception.

Thank you, Jenni. There are a few, limited situations in which rum is called for. That is one.

 

[Vanyanka]

No but people that drink green gatorade give me a major rash

What does green Gatorade taste like? I don't recall even encountering it.

 

[Vanyanka]

That seems like an awful lot of thought to put into rum.

No thought, just hate.

 

[Leatherass]

What does green Gatorade taste like? I don't recall even encountering it.

Like it looks

 

[Vanyanka]

Like it looks

Okay, Leatherass, I will give you the benefit of the doubt. It's hard to stay straight while addressing someone as Leatherass. I'm gonna need the story behind this name, stat.

 

[Leatherass]

Okay, Leatherass, I will give you the benefit of the doubt. It's hard to stay straight while addressing someone as Leatherass. I'm gonna need the story behind this name, stat.

You never saw the movie Rounders?

 

[JenniLeigh]

What does green Gatorade taste like? I don't recall even encountering it.

There's more than one. There's a dark one that sucks, and a light one that's cucumber melon that's awesome.

 

[sudilly]

Not sure exactly what it was, but it was like 7 different types of identification...patients, treatment, diagnosis, etc. They said if we don't hear from the, keep an eye out for future quals. So I'll try again. I swear I got one of them a long time ago but I cannot remember which one.

It was identifying patients and diagnosis. It involved reading very lengthy texts and answering about 8 questions. I like the doctor ones, they're easy.

 

[turkinusa]

I worked with a guy who's wife was on Ebay bidding on an expensive guitar for their son. The guy I worked with was out of town when the auction ended and his wife fell for the scam after the auction ended asking them to complete the deal outside of Ebay. She sent them a couple thousand via Western Union that of course instantly vanished. Easy to do if you're not careful.

I check my Gmail SPAM folder for a good laugh and poor English examples sometimes, but they only keep doing it because someone somewhere still falls for it now and then.

my girlfriend does the same with her spam folder. did you know that (not even current) DHS secretary janet napolitano has some consignment boxes for you??? shit's always in all caps too, it's the best

 

[mboone73]

What does green Gatorade taste like? I don't recall even encountering it.

Tastes like green.

 

[Vanyanka]

Tastes like green.

You do.

 

[Pleco]

@Farmer Pleco

 

[Peachy]

gatorade is like straight sugar

 

[Leatherass]

gatorade is like straight sugar

Ikr, how do they make it taste so bad?

 

[turkleton]

Some Gatorade flavors taste alright. Like blue, red, white, others...

 

[Vanyanka]

Ikr, how do they make it taste so bad?

They crumble bits of @jenaling into it. Works every time.

 

[cb456]

You never saw the movie Rounders?

grind it out.

 

[Vanyanka]

You never saw the movie Rounders?

Oh, god. Yes, but it was so long ago. Maybe I need a refresher.

 

[Leatherass]

Oh, god. Yes, but it was so long ago. Maybe I need a refresher.

There was this guy, and he played poker, and then he played poker, and then he saved the day.

Then he lost his memory and did neat stuff.