07/08 - Feta Friday!

[thedorchannel]

Man. I need more to keep up with you tonight! But that would require me getting in a car and going to a store. Which would require a bra. So. Hm. Dilemma.

ive never worn a bra to the store. youll b fine

 

[lobo925]

ive never worn a bra to the store. youll b fine

try it some time

 

[Pleco]

It's really no wonder I tried to fill my life with shitposting and rum, all this time I had a @Jaded sized hole in my heart. But now I'm complete and also will continue shitposting and drinking though.

 

[Jaded]

Hey. do you and your fiance want a third?

I think I need a little wine to answer that.

 

[thedorchannel]

try it some time

nah. my nips remain freed

 

[tricker]

ive never worn a bra to the store. youll b fine

Yeah. Not so much. I totally just went in my front yard and scanned to see if any of my neighbors whom I could borrow a cup of wine from were home this Friday night. I love my neighborhood. We don't borrow cups of sugar. Just wine.

But no one is home (cars not in driveways). Fuck it. Maybe I'll put on a hoodie and look inconspicuous in this heat.

 

[MerryLou]

@MerryLou knows what's good

 

[lobo925]

nah. my nips remain freed

YES

 

[tricker]

I think I need a little wine to answer that.

OMG! I need the same thing just to, uh, keep reading the forum?

 

[Jaded]

Yeah. Not so much. I totally just went in my front yard and scanned to see if any of my neighbors whom I could borrow a cup of wine from were home this Friday night. I love my neighborhood. We don't borrow cups of sugar. Just wine.

But no one is home (cars not in driveways). Fuck it. Maybe I'll put on a hoodie and look inconspicuous in this heat.

Just don't jump around or walk fast, no one will notice. source: <redacted>

 

[thedorchannel]

Yeah. Not so much. I totally just went in my front yard and scanned to see if any of my neighbors whom I could borrow a cup of wine from were home this Friday night. I love my neighborhood. We don't borrow cups of sugar. Just wine.

But no one is home (cars not in driveways). Fuck it. Maybe I'll put on a hoodie and look inconspicuous in this heat.

am i the only alcoholic that buys enough to last me till the next time i get paid?

 

[Vanyanka]

Man. I need more to keep up with you tonight! But that would require me getting in a car and going to a store. Which would require a bra. So. Hm. Dilemma.

No bra required! I wear one 30% of the time.

 

[tricker]

am i the only alcoholic that buys enough to last me till the next time i get paid?

Not at all. I do the same thing!

(cept I pay myself every day from mturk, so...)(

 

[bbyyzzantine]

am i the only alcoholic that buys enough to last me till the next time i get paid?

I have two Franzia boxes in my fridge lol, it's more economical this way!

 

[lobo925]

am i the only alcoholic that buys enough to last me till the next time i get paid?

Are you buying fancy shmancy drinks?

 

[aveline]

am i the only alcoholic that buys enough to last me till the next time i get paid?

I would die if I tried to do that. I can't even buy enough to last me the weekend without trying to drink it all in one night.

 

[Deleted member 526]

I'm saving up to buy toilet paper

 

[Pleco]

nah. my nips remain freed

My Nips Remain Freed is such a great title for an inspirational biography.

 

[tricker]

No bra required! I wear one 30% of the time.

Friggin' wish I could do that. It's to the point now where my 'tween son is all, "Mom. Wear a bra."

In my own house! He needs to buy his own house and move out.

 

[Vanyanka]

It's really no wonder I tried to fill my life with shitposting and rum, all this time I had a @Jaded sized hole in my heart. But now I'm complete and also will continue shitposting and drinking though.

Deliverance! See ya @Pleco.