07/10 - Milksteak Monday

[ducky]

You all sound old

we're a couple babies in an old folks home

Will you send it to me when you're done?

consider it done

 

[alk69]

Now, y'all are arguing about whose old? I just missed WWII, but my parents didn't....and you can get on my lawn all ya want. Kill that grass, then I don't have to mow it.

 

[sofaslug]

Personally, I think 'Millennial' is more a state of mind than an actual age.

My wife is 31, paid off her college by working 60 hour weeks, and has had the same job for 10 years. No mortgage or debt.

Her best friend is 31, just bought a house last year and lives in the basement of the house because she feels safe there because it's where she stayed at in her parents house until she was 30. She makes $52,000 a year and is broke because she eats out at Applebees 5 nights a week and is behind on student loan debt because after getting her teaching degree she then went back for a degree in liberal arts.

Even though they are the same age my wife will punch anyone who calls her a millennial. Her friend will run to her safe space and focus on her breathing for 10 minutes if you confront her about it.

 

[jenaling]

Oh boy.

 

[sudilly]

i didn't even catch it

Lucky

 

[ducky]

Personally, I think 'Millennial' is more a state of mind than an actual age.

My wife is 31, paid off her college by working 60 hour weeks, and has had the same job for 10 years. No mortgage or debt.

Her best friend is 31, just bought a house last year and lives in the basement of the house because she feels safe there because it's where she stayed at in her parents house until she was 30. She makes $52,000 a year and is broke because she eats out at Applebees 5 nights a week and is behind on student loan debt because after getting her teaching degree she then went back for a degree in liberal arts.

Even though they are the same age my wife will punch anyone who calls her a millennial. Her friend will run to her safe space and focus on her breathing for 10 minutes if you confront her about it.

 

[themildone]

Her friend will run to her safe space and focus on her breathing for 10 minutes if you confront her about it.

I mean, mental illness is a thing. But I guess I'm a silly triggered millennial so what do I know

 

[The Bad Ash]

Now, y'all are arguing about whose old? I just missed WWII, but my parents didn't....and you can get on my lawn all ya want. Kill that grass, then I don't have to mow it.

We don't argue here. We discuss aggressively.

 

[Jaded]

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[Princess Gina Marie]

this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

When the boy was being tested for autism, the psychologist set up a family made of toys. There was a couple and a child sitting on a couch with a TV in front of them.

She gave him a cd and asked him to show her what happens in this scenario.

He ran the family through with the cd while making chainsaw noises and screaming.

I thought the diagnosis was going to be "Serial Killer"

 

[LowCalCalzone]

Personally, I think 'Millennial' is more a state of mind than an actual age.

My wife is 31, paid off her college by working 60 hour weeks, and has had the same job for 10 years. No mortgage or debt.

Her best friend is 31, just bought a house last year and lives in the basement of the house because she feels safe there because it's where she stayed at in her parents house until she was 30. She makes $52,000 a year and is broke because she eats out at Applebees 5 nights a week and is behind on student loan debt because after getting her teaching degree she then went back for a degree in liberal arts.

Even though they are the same age my wife will punch anyone who calls her a millennial. Her friend will run to her safe space and focus on her breathing for 10 minutes if you confront her about it.

It's strange how it's become a derogatory term for "lazy, young, individuals" when people have been bashing younger generations for thousands of years.

 

[Jaded]

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[Jaded]

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[Jaded]

Stuff that is up:

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[bxpretzel]

can we please stop talking about this generational thing? i'm a millennial born in the early 90s. i personally find generalizations like this offensive. how would you like for me to insinuate that because you were born at a certain time, you are a lazy, entitled, easily triggered snowflake who needs a safe space?

 

[Kamalani]

I should have returned it -- bubble hell

I got 1/2 way through and thought the same thing!

 

[C to the J]

When the boy was being tested for autism, the psychologist set up a family made of toys. There was a couple and a child sitting on a couch with a TV in front of them.

She gave him a cd and asked him to show her what happens in this scenario.

He ran the family through with the cd while making chainsaw noises and screaming.

I thought the diagnosis was going to be "Serial Killer"

 

[jml]

My wife is 31

Even though they are the same age my wife will punch anyone who calls her a millennial.

I have bad news for your wife

 

[sudilly]

Is anybody else having a conflict between mturk dashboard and mturk hourly. I'm getting a red block around today's projected earnings and it does not update. @Kerek @Kadauchi TIA