07/14 - Taipan Thursday!

[Metallica]

You obviously can't see me

I don't need to see you to be with you in spirit

 

[Vanyanka]

im about to treat myself to some fast food now. taking myself on a date

When I broke it off with my fiance many, many years ago (because I'm old now), I didn't know what to do with myself because we'd been together so long. But after I'd healed up a bit, I started having so much fun. Now, I look back on my single years as some of the best of my life.

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

@jan + @jan + @jan = J @jayjay + J @jayjay + J @jayjay

rip @jekjek

 

[Peachy]

@PeachyRider I found you an app that might help you.

nickelback speaks my life experiences though

 

[Vanyanka]

Pfffftttttt
Nothing could ever diminish a goddess like you.

Yes, you're right. What was I thinking?

 

[JenniLeigh]

nickelback speaks my life experiences though

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

 

[electrolyte]

Where is Content Research today? I need to read some depressing life stories disguised as barely understandable questions.

 

[TQueen]

aye @TQueen !!!!

Look, I don't want to hear it, after your little display this morning

Title: For Overweight WHITE, FEMALE Employees Who Have Been Bullied at Work in the Past 6 Months: Answer Questions about the Experience | PANDA Requester: DePaul Research [A3EE3JDWX75KD] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You must be an overweight white female who was bullied at work because of your weight within the last 6 months. You will be asked to participate in a research study that involves short-answer questions describing your experiences. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $8.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90

@Catfish

...am I doing that right?

 

[Just Matthew]

i dont know how to be single

You basically take all the money you spend on doing stuff that you would mutually enjoy and take the pile of cash and you spend it on dumb shit that makes you happy.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Title: Survey about American singers/musicians(~ 15 minutes) | PANDA Requester: yuandai2 [A2O4EH4K2QDQ24] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.80 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: A 10-15 min survey about American singers'/musicians' interactions with others on Twitter Time: 50 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: :moneybag:$1.25:moneybag: Qualifications: Exc: [506535-16115] has not been granted;Total approved HITs is not less than 100;Masters has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 99;Location is one of: US

 

[YAHU]

nickelback speaks my life experiences though

 

[Peachy]

This is the worst thing I have ever read.

i can't help if photographs make me laugh sometimes

 

[BrewMeister]

nickelback speaks my life experiences though

Ladies & Gentleman, we have found the problem.

 

[JenniLeigh]

i can't help if photographs make me laugh sometimes

You redeemed yourself.

 

[Vanyanka]

You basically take all the money you spend on doing stuff that you would mutually enjoy and take the pile of cash and you spend it on dumb shit that makes you happy.

Wait. I'm married and I do that. Fuck.

 

[Peachy]

I was jk for clarity's sake about NB

 

[kryss]

I was jk for clarity's sake about NB

Sure you were.

 

[JenniLeigh]

You basically take all the money you spend on doing stuff that you would mutually enjoy and take the pile of cash and you spend it on dumb shit that makes you happy.

Alternatively, you can send me your money.

 

[BrewMeister]

Where is Content Research today? I need to read some depressing life stories disguised as barely understandable questions.

Meh. Where are the Peps? I want to be insulted all day, and then listen to kids from Vertical Leap curse like drunken sailors on shore leave in Tokyo for the first time.

 

[TQueen]

I was jk for clarity's sake about NB