07/21 - The Tempest Thursday!

[JenniLeigh]

At least I always have a good reason for looking like shit in the mornings...

 

[Tigerpants]

Title: A Survey Related to Work-related Situations. | PANDA Requester: Ed Testing [A2Y7XK7IMHV2L2] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.88 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.54 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.85 Promptness Number of Reviews: 74 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: You will be asked questions about how you view yourself. This study should take approximately 5 minutes of your time to complete. The pay for this assessment is $0.50. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Extra BFI has been granted;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 96

 

[Drwho10]

Straight from their website

"
The results may seem like magic, but there is sophisticated math behind them. First, we harness the collective intelligence of online investors. Unlike other companies, we don't stop there. The data we collect is just the raw material for our complex analyses. Our founder, Dr. Craig Kaplan, the former CEO of IQ company and professor of computer science, created algorithms that are able to mine our huge collection of data to determine which of our collective predictions are most likely to be accurate and should be given the most weight.

These two layers — collecting massive quantities of useful data and ranking and analyzing them in subtle ways — combine to produce a model with the power to make market-beating predictions. We then add a third layer of information by identifying which individuals in our user base have been the most accurate in their stock predictions. With PredictWallStreet, you don't have to choose between the collective wisdom of the crowds or the expertise of the exceptional investors. We present you with actionable information from both, filtered through our algorithms that collect the data that has the strongest predictive power."

tl:dr They spin your bullshit into gold and sell it.

basically they make millions you fight for $0.80

 

[JenniLeigh]

Yes, elephants are irrelevant.

Shit. I returned it b/c I got paranoid.

Bad Jenni.

 

[Drwho10]

Shit. I returned it b/c I got paranoid.

Bad Jenni.

 

[jan]

Actually, I think it's the truth (I'm really happy today!)
we've finally turned a corner

 

[JenniLeigh]

 

[Ashley]

Were you able to complete one yesterday?

I did complete two yesterday.

 

[Drwho10]

 

[<Gucci>]

waltz. Down up up

 

[Metallica]

Rate on a scale from 1-4 how much would you enjoy engaging in:


Falling down the stairs

 

[<Gucci>]

Title: Evaluate a New Food Brand (~ 2 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Benedikt Schnurr [A1IS9R06USPB5N] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.57 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.78 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.35 Promptness Number of Reviews: 24 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Tell us what you think about this brand's products Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 8 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Exc: [2074538174-17065] has not been granted;Total approved HITs is not less than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is one of: US

 

[Drwho10]

Rate on a scale from 1-4 how much would you enjoy engaging in:


Falling down the stairs

depends on how much money is at the bottom

 

[Pleco]

Actually, I think it's the truth (I'm really happy today!)
we've finally turned a corner

Does this mean DD and I are getting an extra special breakfast today?

 

[JenniLeigh]

Fantastic, the kitten taught herself how to turn on the living room light....

 

[Drwho10]

Fantastic, the kitten taught herself how to turn on the living room light....

 

[JenniLeigh]

Rate on a scale from 1-4 how much would you enjoy engaging in:


Falling down the stairs

Did I trip? Or is a

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[MerryLou]

Title: Psychology experiment on visual perception (~15 mins) | PANDA Requester: Adam Greenberg [A146WFBD6FO6G4] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Participate in a cognitive psychology experiment aimed at understanding how people process visual information. You'll do 10 mins of trials on a simple task; then 5-10 mins of survey questions. Time: 25 minutes HITs Available: 39 Reward: $3.33 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 97;Total approved HITs is greater than 5000;Location is US

 

[Melly]

Rate on a scale from 1-4 how much would you enjoy engaging in:


Falling down the stairs

About as much as drinking spoiled milk

 

[JenniLeigh]

It's too goddamn early for the "turn the bright-ass light on when Mommy thinks she's alone" game....