07/23 - Scarlett O'Hara Saturday!

[Vanyanka]

That's the key - there has to be an attraction. It's pretty hard to show someone how clever and funny you are if you're not pleasant enough to look at that they're willing to give you that chance.

Anyway, I digress. I'm sure a lot of this is the myriad of mental and emotional things that occasionally poke and prod at me.

Guys are lucky that girls aren't as shallow as they are. That's all.

 

[Vanyanka]

You wouldn't believe how far a few funny jokes go, god knows I've got nothing else going on for me.

Clearly... I'm still uncertain that you're not a virgin.

 

[Vanyanka]

Please compliment me, side piece. Do not say I am "well preserved" this time.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Nope. I've always thought that. Even before you liked me.

 

[Pleco]

Clearly... I'm still uncertain that you're not a virgin.

Of course I'm not, I've gotten pegged a couple of times. That counts, right?

 

[Vanyanka]

Of course I'm not, I've gotten pegged a couple of times. That counts, right?

Well, was it glittery?

 

[Pleco]

Well, was it glittery?

It was like taking a huge crap, but in reverse.

 

[Vanyanka]

It was like taking a huge crap, but in reverse.

Ugh.

 

[Pleco]

I'm going for a midnight dog walk, if I don't come back, please remember me as a shitposter with a heart of gold.

 

[TurkingMaster]

Guys are lucky that girls aren't as shallow as they are. That's all.

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[Vanyanka]

I'm going for a midnight dog walk, if I don't come back, please remember me as a shitposter with a heart of gold.

We'll remember you as one of those things.

 

[Drwho10]

Please compliment me, side piece. Do not say I am "well preserved" this time.

that is all

 

[Vanyanka]

that is all

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

 

[Drwho10]

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

that was the warm up

 

[Vanyanka]

Intense, guys. Do that.

 

[Vanyanka]

Ugh, everyone got boring.

 

[Vanyanka]

 

[Drwho10]

Ugh, everyone got boring.

 

[TissueHime]

i don't normally like the singers in AGT but this one and another group (Musicality) are amazing, sob stories aside.

 

[TotalBabe]

Ugh, everyone got boring.

I was going to make a comment about the beauty vs. personality thing, but I was afraid it would be taken the wrong way.