My seven year old daughter is hilarious. Today, at dinner, she bit her lip, and the following occurred:
Holly: Ouch, I bit my lip!
me: be careful, I used to know a girl that bit half her bottom lip off and didn't realize it until after she swallowed half of it
Holly: oh my god, did she have to get robot lips to replace them?
me: ...
Maury Povich: Congratulations, you ARE the father!
me: yes, but she couldn't kiss her mom's cheek anymore, or she would bruise her mother's delicate cheeks
Holly: wow, I better be more careful. I didn't even know they could make robot lips, I was just guessing
me: oh yea, they make cybernetic hearts, arms, eyelashes, you name it - every part of the body is important
Holly: yea, eyelashes keep bugs out of my eyeballs
me: just imagine how many bugs you could keep out with powerful robot eyelashes
Holly: wow, I would never have any problems again!
me: well, robot parts can't grow with you, you have to replace them when you grow
Holly: yea, i better just keep my own body parts
me: yea, you better