07/25 - Timpani Thursday!

[JenniLeigh]

Why exactly do I have to work for a living anyway? I want to just eat frozen grapes by the pool that my cabana boy is feeding me while someone just kindly hands me money every Friday. And a lot of it.

Where the fuck do I sign up?

 

[Kennedy]

Where the fuck do I sign up?

I don't know. Cabana boy doesn't even have to be that good looking. Just has to have some grapes and money. I'll get us each one!

 

[mboone73]

Why exactly do I have to work for a living anyway? I want to just eat frozen grapes by the pool that my cabana boy is feeding me while someone just kindly hands me money every Friday. And a lot of it.

I live at work now apparently.

 

[aveline]

Title: 30 minutes academic study ($3 payment) | Accept Requester: IU School of Informatics [A1YL61V5P4MXM3] Contact TV: Hrly=$15.07 | Pay=Good | Approval=~24 hrs | Comm=Unacceptable | Rej=1 | Blk=0 TO: Pay=2.80 | Fast=4.43 | Comm=3.00 | Fair=4.33 | Reviews=12 | ToS=0 TO2: No Reviews Reward: 3.00 Duration: 2:00:00 Available: 12 Description: In this study, you will be presented with a series of visualizations about the opioid epidemic, and prompted to answer short questions about them Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 97; Location EqualTo US

 

[Kennedy]

I live at work now apparently.

Well, at least I'm not the only miserable one.
Are you still at work?

 

[Kennedy]

I live at work now apparently.

Do you want a cabana boy, too? I'm sure if I can drum up one for me and @JenniLeigh I can see what I can get for you, too. I mean, frozen grapes are kinda the bees knees.

 

[mboone73]

Well, at least I'm not the only miserable one.
Are you still at work?

Yes, and you can have the cabana boys for yourself.

 

[Robedom]

p/e of $75 today, one of my highest days so far.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Yes, and you can have the cabana boys for yourself.

We don't want the cabana boys, we want the grapes and the cash.

 

[Kennedy]

We don't want the cabana boys, we want the grapes and the cash.

Hells yes!

 

[Kennedy]

Yes, and you can have the cabana boys for yourself.

I was trying to be niiiiiiice.

 

[mboone73]

I was trying to be niiiiiiice.

Me too.

 

[mboone73]

We don't want the cabana boys, we want the grapes and the cash.

You can’t have my grapes.

 

[JanetW]

My awesome 21 year old son's wallet which refers to today's poll.

 

[JenniLeigh]

You can’t have my grapes.

But I can have your cash? Good to know.

 

[Kennedy]

Have a good evening turkeys! I'm gonna get to go home soon!
Freedom calls me...for a few hours at least.

 

[aveline]

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[aveline]

Title: Spot the Fake News | Accept Requester: James E Kajdasz [A1GRIJQTD6YZPO] Contact TV: Hrly=$14.25 | Pay=Generous | Approval=~24 hrs | Comm=Unrated | Rej=0 | Blk=0 TO: Pay=5.00 | Fast=5.00 | Comm=0.00 | Fair=5.00 | Reviews=5 | ToS=0 TO2: No Reviews Reward: 2.00 Duration: 2:00:00 Available: 1 Description: Classify 20 articles into one of five categories. You will get 10 cents for each article categorized incorrectly and 50 cents for each article classified correctly. Total of $10 possible. Estimate 30-45 minutes. Qualifications: Fake News Bonus DoesNotExist ; Masters Exists

 

[Trucker]

PE $62.44

Good Night and Good Luck to the Night Crew.

 

[aveline]

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