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today's funny....
Two women are out walking their dogs when they pass a bar. “Let's go in for a drink, “ one of the women says.
“We can't, “ says the other woman. “We've got our dogs with us.”
The first woman says, “Follow my lead.”
She puts on a big pair of dark glasses and starts to go into the bar. The bouncer says, “I'm sorry, ma'am, you can't bring your dog in here.”
The woman says, “I am blind. This is my seeing eye dog.”
The bouncer says, “Really? They're using Dalmations as seeing eye dogs?”
The woman says, “Oh, they use all different breeds now. Dalmatians make excellent seeing eye dogs.” The bouncer let's her in.
The friend watches this, also puts on a big pair of dark glasses, and starts to go into the bar. The bouncer says, “I'm sorry, ma'am, you can't bring your dog in here.”
The woman says, “I am blind. This is my seeing eye dog.”
The bouncer says, “Really? They're using chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?”
The woman says, “Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking CHIHUAHUA?”
 
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Title: Delivering Organizational Feedback (Part 2)(~ 15 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Culture at Work [AO375ZV158LXW]
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Description: This is the Part 2 survey within a research study investigating the delivery of organizational feedback over the course of two web-based surveys. This survey should take approximately 15 minutes to complete, and you will receive $2.00 USD for your participation.
Duration: 90 Min
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Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

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Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Erik Wengström for work related to 3NRZ1LDP7WDRRLR71EL4GQJZUX1ZP4.
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Requester: CB Researcher [A2JU7B5WFNY9DN] Contact
TV: [Hrly=$9.01] [Pay=Fair] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0]
TO: [Pay=2.98] [Fast=4.90] [Comm=2.33] [Fair=4.80] [Reviews=64] [ToS=0]
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Title: Images study (~ 6 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: UPenn Researcher [A2M70XENI0CWIR]
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Description: In this study you will see pictures of food. The HIT takes about 5-7 minutes to complete. You can do the survey only on a desktop. You CANNOT do it on a mobile device such as a phone or tablet.
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Title: Behavioral Study(~ 3 minutes) | Accept
Requester: UPenn Researcher [A2M70XENI0CWIR] Contact
TV: [Hrly=$13.74] [Pay=Good] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Excellent] [Rej=6] [Blk=0]
TO: [Pay=2.50] [Fast=3.91] [Comm=3.50] [Fair=3.64] [Reviews=20] [ToS=0]
TO2: No Reviews
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Duration: 45:00
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Description: 2-3 minutes, $0.25
Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; cbabc011 DoesNotExist ; Exc: [9793363-310024] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US
 
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Requester: Gabriele Paolacci [A1T8B22QTO7H8N] Contact
TV: [Hrly=$14.58] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0]
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Description: Read a description of a company and answer some questions
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Title: A Survey About Your Brand Preference(~ 3 minutes) | Accept
Requester: Guo Yang [A3169YWKRGKOLT] Contact
TV: [Hrly=$11.41] [Pay=Fair] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0]
TO: [Pay=2.77] [Fast=4.20] [Comm=4.00] [Fair=3.00] [Reviews=15] [ToS=1]
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Title: SCREENING PRACTICE 20 minutes Screen ! + Voice ! Recording Survey | Accept
Requester: Helpfull [A3HLHEC0D17ZSJ] Contact
TV: [Hrly=$30.64] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0]
TO: [Pay=0.00] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=7] [ToS=0]
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Title: Research Survey(~ 5 minutes) | Accept
Requester: Elizabeth Keenan [A2AWX5DYMGDYX2] Contact
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TO: [Pay=3.82] [Fast=4.71] [Comm=4.43] [Fair=4.93] [Reviews=67] [ToS=0]
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Description: This study involves a short survey for research conducted by Professor Elizabeth Keenan at Harvard Business School. You will be asked to answer a few survey questions about your preferences, opinions and behaviors on food preferences. Participation will take approximately 5 minutes. You will be compensated $0.65 with a for completing the survey. Payments will be processed 1-3 days after submission.
Qualifications: Exc: [9866494-310031] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; CR Research Group #1 GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Location In US
 
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Title: 4 min survey for $0.50(~ 4 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Hal Hershfield [A3N9P4VPHUDPX1]
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Description: survey
Duration: 30 Min
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  • SurveyGroup [5426] DoesNotExist
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