Don't I? You were supposed to say "Is this a test? If so, I don't know if I'll pass", because... like before... when you asked me, and that's what I said. But this time, after you said that, I'd say "Yes". And then you'd say, again, "You intrigue me". And I'd say "I know...."
You failed, damn it.
You are wrapping my g'damn mind into a pretzel. A walking emphasis on the word pretzel. I just want to be your forum bf but you're making it so hard for meDon't I? You were supposed to say "Is this a test? If so, I don't know if I'll pass", because... like before... when you asked me, and that's what I said. But this time, after you said that, I'd say "Yes". And then you'd say, again, "You intrigue me". And I'd say "I know...."
But that can't happen now.
I know...You are wrapping my g'damn mind into a pretzel. A walking emphasis on the word pretzel. I just want to be your forum bf but you're making it so hard for me
@PeachyRider But really, I'm sorry. I won't run circles around you. But you probably wouldn't want to be my forum boyfriend. I... haven't seen a single Dwayne Johnson movie...
my heart has officially hit rock bottom
I greased up my lawn mower for you and everything. Shined it up all clean.
And didn't you mean "My heart has officially hit Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson bottom"?
@PeachyRider I know, I'm sorry. Maybe his movies are good, I just don't know.
Peachy you have to exude confidence, don't make her think that you think it's some great prize to be with her, otherwise she'll take you for granted.
I would be honored to be your forum wife! Even if your package deal includes fleas and blue cheese!
You only wanted to be my boyfriend... But, if you ever change your mind, I can have multiple husbands and wives.
Stay on your side of the bed Flea Hotel....
Ugh, you're so clingy. Just get on the backseat of my cool bike and hang on tight. I'm gonna pull off a wheelie while I blast some Lynyrd Skynyrd and impress all the teenagers hanging out in the 7/11 parking lot.
